Mar 31, 2003 20:50
You know this is my live journal and such so i think its time for some truth so i can feel better about somthing. Guys, i never really had sex with Mike Selleck's mom its just a cheap bit and i never even seen her.
APRIL FOOLS
I BANG MIKE SELLECKS MOM EVERY SATURDAY AND TUESDAY CAUSE SHES ON A RUNAWAY TRAIN TO MAN LOVE CITY!!! ::80's metal scream::
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Godamn that was great, Screw you Selleck, Screw you!