The Tom imitation

[jerkstore]

Well some of you folks know it was my friend Tommy Breen's birthday the other day and now that he is comming up from college i been working on something. I been studying tom his intricet movements and his general/slight manerisms. I have tapes and written stuff down in a note book to get a grasp on how he functions. WIthout further ado my

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[mrquotes]

if anything this entry is just about as tragic as the explorer and columbia put together

[jerkstore]

The entry or your diet plan?

[mrquotes]

HOLY SHIT FAT JOKE DIDNT SEE THAT COMING

you taking lessons from mike selleck on comedy?

[jerkstore]

First off the only thing im taking from selleck is his mother and with that said your about as funny as an aids epidemic.

[mrquotes]

you accuse me of repeating
if i wanted to constantly hear something as unfunny as you
id have put a carrot top cd on loop

[jerkstore]

Why put the cd on loop when all you have to do is give him a reach around. You trying to be funny is like King gimp trying to win the iron man competion.

p.s. i win

[mrquotes]

you cant appreciate my greatness, and you have the wit of a retarded stroke victim

[jerkstore]

You trying to make a comeback to me is like you trying to explain to your roomate why your penis was in his mouth when he woke up. It just isnt going to work.

P.s. B.O.H.I.C.A (we know what it means...)