doesnt fit right
Godamn i got miserable life. I was thinking about it today and relized im gonna end up bieng some creepy old janitor at a high school. Who installs cameras in the girls locker rooms and sneaks into the utlity closet to drink wild turkey out of an old Iron Madien flask. I am gonna marry some fat broad who will beat me and ill have to lie to my friends about why my eyes are blackened.
"I fell down the stairwell at school" ill say. But they will know, they allways know. The kids at the high school will mess with me and probably call me slapnuts. The reasoning behind this? Well i dont know that either.
Some fucking kids gonna throw up on the floor and im gonna go to clean it up. Then some popular kid who has more sex in a week then i have had my whole life time will say "thats why they pay you the big bucks grandpa." The cafeteria will erupt in a wild gufaw of laughter as the princepal who was laughing himself tells the children to behave.
Yeah so today was a good day. Lazly chillen in my english class as a group discusion raged on about whether a girls up bringing has something to do with anything. Girl behind me taps my back and goes "i dont think it matters where your from. I mean where do you think i am from?". Before i could say either "hell" or the "Betty Ford Clinic" she responded. "Im from newark you couldnt tell right.". Its not that i could tell where a person is from or not, the question is do i care. The answer is no. Im just a janitor trying to get laid mam i got no time for this petty "look at me im from newark" bullshit.
I been watching my cats and i learned their secret for their vast athletic prowess. Its called sleeping all day and yes ladies and gentlemen (joey slap nuts i use the term loosly) thats what i have been doing and now im charged up like a mother fucking battery.
Danny however is the master, I never seen anyone sleeping this much. I have two theories on this:
1) He is in a state of hibernation.
2) He is making a cocoon out out of soiled klneexs and next spring he will become a beatiful butterfly.
well thats all folks and remeber
Those who know dont say and those who say dont know.
"I fell down the stairwell at school" ill say. But they will know, they allways know. The kids at the high school will mess with me and probably call me slapnuts. The reasoning behind this? Well i dont know that either.
Some fucking kids gonna throw up on the floor and im gonna go to clean it up. Then some popular kid who has more sex in a week then i have had my whole life time will say "thats why they pay you the big bucks grandpa." The cafeteria will erupt in a wild gufaw of laughter as the princepal who was laughing himself tells the children to behave.
Yeah so today was a good day. Lazly chillen in my english class as a group discusion raged on about whether a girls up bringing has something to do with anything. Girl behind me taps my back and goes "i dont think it matters where your from. I mean where do you think i am from?". Before i could say either "hell" or the "Betty Ford Clinic" she responded. "Im from newark you couldnt tell right.". Its not that i could tell where a person is from or not, the question is do i care. The answer is no. Im just a janitor trying to get laid mam i got no time for this petty "look at me im from newark" bullshit.
I been watching my cats and i learned their secret for their vast athletic prowess. Its called sleeping all day and yes ladies and gentlemen (joey slap nuts i use the term loosly) thats what i have been doing and now im charged up like a mother fucking battery.
Danny however is the master, I never seen anyone sleeping this much. I have two theories on this:
1) He is in a state of hibernation.
2) He is making a cocoon out out of soiled klneexs and next spring he will become a beatiful butterfly.
well thats all folks and remeber
Those who know dont say and those who say dont know.