Fuck no not today thank you kindly
Been stuck in this house all day because of the snow. A man can only go on the computer/watch tv for so long before he goes nuts. I shovled the walk and drive way that was like a fucking epic battle. Then an idea hits me, this snow is deep...lets jump off the roof. Danny and myself put our shovels down and go inside and scout out of the area so Dan's grandma from Italy doesnt catch us. We have been doing this since we were little kids not much has changed... Wait (looks down pants) yeah not much has changed. We get on the roof and i jump first. I should have known there was a gutter there oops, my foot hits it makes this huge crashing noise and i fall off the roof. Dan looks out at amazement as do his nieghbors who are shovling there respective walks and driveways. "ITS OKAY dude the gutter didnt break" i shut up. Then its Dannys turn to descend from the roof. To avoid the gutter Danny jumps prematurely and it does some weird move in the air only to land face first in the snow.
Other legendary....failure jumps:
Matt Ryan jumps off the roof of lanning aveune school when he lands his legs shot back at his face.
Result: His knees hit him in the face knocking him out cold.
Greg Davidson thought that lying a board across the top of a bush would break his fall. so he jumped like so he would end up lying on top the board. He went right through the board. Pain ensued as did hilarity.
In other no one reads this journal news Tom thinks he can beat me in a eating contest. The contest is for edurance and will happen soon at a IHOP. Heres what i predict will happen:
Tom: Im done i cant eat any more pancakes
Brett: stop bieng a bitch and pass me the syrup
Tom: (sobs uncontrablly...pass the syrup)
Brett: YOUR A LOSER TOM A LOSER.
Tom: Im sorry......WAHHHHHHHH!
Its true.
Other legendary....failure jumps:
Matt Ryan jumps off the roof of lanning aveune school when he lands his legs shot back at his face.
Result: His knees hit him in the face knocking him out cold.
Greg Davidson thought that lying a board across the top of a bush would break his fall. so he jumped like so he would end up lying on top the board. He went right through the board. Pain ensued as did hilarity.
In other no one reads this journal news Tom thinks he can beat me in a eating contest. The contest is for edurance and will happen soon at a IHOP. Heres what i predict will happen:
Tom: Im done i cant eat any more pancakes
Brett: stop bieng a bitch and pass me the syrup
Tom: (sobs uncontrablly...pass the syrup)
Brett: YOUR A LOSER TOM A LOSER.
Tom: Im sorry......WAHHHHHHHH!
Its true.