Entertainment
I was watching a block of mtv's "my super 16". Honestly, until this momment in my life I never felt the need to go out and get a vesectimy. Holy shit. Each fucking episode is the same:
Girl: I want to have the biggest party eva!
Schmuck parents: Well heres more money then most people make in a year of working...go blow your load.
Girl: This is not what I wanted ::huge tempertantrum::
Party comes some dipshit rapper who has a hit song agrees to play the party and the girl gets some a car worth 6 digits. The fucking humanity of it all. God forbid if I had a kid like that. God forbid I somehow breed! But I digress.
Tommy Breen came down and visited me for like 10 mins. Really sucked the life out of Florida but it was good to see him. Also I took my girlfriend to Disneys MGM and she hated it. Now imagine you paid for the ticket you go on the first ride and the person you bring goes "i want to go home." First Tommy Breen comming down to Florida and now this. Might as well Line up and kick the B man right in the ole Sack. I had a fucking stern face on the whole time so every fucking ride where they take a picture you see everyone else in the cart screaming smiling and laughing. Then you see the face of a man whose read John Doe. Stern, lifeless, like hes staring a 1,000 yards behind you. But in the end the visit was good, My girlfriend gave me some "ill see you in 2 months" loving which is allways nice.
Lot better then my last girlfriend. Ill admit it now, I dated a large woman. I guess you could compair the sex to greesing yourself up mounting a large Sea lion (or another amphious mammel to that degree) and having a go at it. and its for that reason why i am never allowed back into seaworld but moving along now things are great in Florida. I hope everything is good up north Ill be up in may. SOOOOOOOo good night and good luck.
Girl: I want to have the biggest party eva!
Schmuck parents: Well heres more money then most people make in a year of working...go blow your load.
Girl: This is not what I wanted ::huge tempertantrum::
Party comes some dipshit rapper who has a hit song agrees to play the party and the girl gets some a car worth 6 digits. The fucking humanity of it all. God forbid if I had a kid like that. God forbid I somehow breed! But I digress.
Tommy Breen came down and visited me for like 10 mins. Really sucked the life out of Florida but it was good to see him. Also I took my girlfriend to Disneys MGM and she hated it. Now imagine you paid for the ticket you go on the first ride and the person you bring goes "i want to go home." First Tommy Breen comming down to Florida and now this. Might as well Line up and kick the B man right in the ole Sack. I had a fucking stern face on the whole time so every fucking ride where they take a picture you see everyone else in the cart screaming smiling and laughing. Then you see the face of a man whose read John Doe. Stern, lifeless, like hes staring a 1,000 yards behind you. But in the end the visit was good, My girlfriend gave me some "ill see you in 2 months" loving which is allways nice.
Lot better then my last girlfriend. Ill admit it now, I dated a large woman. I guess you could compair the sex to greesing yourself up mounting a large Sea lion (or another amphious mammel to that degree) and having a go at it. and its for that reason why i am never allowed back into seaworld but moving along now things are great in Florida. I hope everything is good up north Ill be up in may. SOOOOOOOo good night and good luck.