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Man, whoever came up with this Christmas break thing....well I outta shake their hand. This break has been treating me pretty fucking well. Christmas Eve turned out better than I thought it would. We went over to my grandma's and man, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. All the adults were talking about the things their mothers used to throw at them...? Hahaha, my Aunt Cindy got a cabbage chucked at her head. I got some money and a couple of gift cards from them, so all was good. My parents got me alotta crap this year...that's good crap mind you. I probably stayed up until 5 watching Super Troopers and talking to Pat. This morning some family members dropped by to say hello and check out my loot. Then we got outta the house for awhile and listened to Queen in the car while we visited some people. Pat came to visit me around 6 or 7 me thinks. He got me an SG calendar!!!!! My mom saw it and kinda rolled her eyes, hehe. I'm glad I got to spend Christmas day with Pat though. Usually I'd just be sitting around doing nothing since everything for my family takes place on Christmas eve. So we watched Pulp Fiction, which is a really good movie. If you like to watch big black guys getting fucked in the ass. And...well...I suppose I do, haha. Pat left around 11:30 so me and Brooke watched Harry Potter 3. YUM! Oh yea, Patrick Bonds called me earlier to wish me Merry Christmas. I thought that was sweet. But man, not too long ago Brooke came and told me it was snowing. I think this is the first time I've seen it snow on Christmas. As corny as it sounds, it just made me feel good. Had a great day and well this is like the icing on the cake. And on that note, well I'm just gonna get outta here. Love you everyone! You know who you are.