I didn't get Britney pregnant...I came on her tits

[jerk0fa11trades]

On the way home today I saw an empty Hawaiian Punch bottle on the side of the road so I gave it the angry eyes and said "that's what you get you fuck"

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Good Jorb...

[anonymous]

You really showed that twat, didnt you?

--Pat, bitches!!

[_all_the_lies_]

That was so random...my god. It was great.