My aunt sent me this from Jamaica, enjoy
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
>>masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
>>stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
>>bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy
>>daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one
>>daughter walked into the room in tears.
>>"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
>>"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the
daughter.
>>The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
ago.
>>About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
>>"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
>>Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
>>years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>>"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened.
>>You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
>>"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
>>masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
>>stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
>>bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy
>>daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one
>>daughter walked into the room in tears.
>>"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
>>"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the
daughter.
>>The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
ago.
>>About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
>>"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
>>Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
>>years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>>"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened.
>>You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
>>"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."