Fanfic: Liliemaniacs
SCENE: The Warner Brothers (and Sister!)'s Water Tower.
Yakko: Great news, everybody! Looks like we're getting a brand new, shiny reboot series!
Dot: Hurray!
Wakko: Oh, are we going to be back on the WB?
Dot: The WB network is gone, Wakko.
Wakko: Then who's going to be carrying us then?
Yakko: The good news is, we'll be on Hulu.
Dot: Oh, binge watching for the win!
Yakko: The bad news is, we'll be on Hulu.
Wakko: Why's that bad?
Yakko: The water tower's ISP is Comcast.
(Wakko and Dot groan in disappointment.)
Dot: Wait, if we're on the Internet, that means no more Broadcast Standards and Practices! And that means…
Wakko: No more Wheel of Morality!
Yakko: And all the barely concealed innuendo we want!
All: YAY!!!
Yakko: And best of all, Meg Syverud is doing the storyboards for our pilot!
Dot: Yay! Wait, who?
Wakko: Meg Sylveroof.
Yakko: No, no. It's Sliverude.
Wakko: I get pretty rude, if there's sliver in my finger.
Dot: (checking her phone) It's pronounced SIV-uh-rood, and it says here that she draws something called Daughter of the Lilies.
Wakko: "Daughter of the Lilies"? Isn't that from a Bible verse?
Dot: AUUUUUUGH! I thought we were getting rid of the Wheel of Morality!
Yakko: Hey, don't you worry! Unlike most of the hard-core Wheel of Morality fans, she's actually read the Bible!
Wakko: (sly grin) Even Ezekiel 23:20-21?
Dot: What so bad about that? (Checks her phone again. Which explodes) Woah! Now that's some hot verses!
Yakko: Speaking of verses, one thing Daughter of the Lilies needs is a theme song!
(Theme music starts)
It's time for Lil-ie-man-iacs!
We got action to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
The plot is pretty whack.
It's Lil-ie-man-iacs!
Here's our gal Thistle,
The hero you can see.
She's got claws and fangs and magic,
And a troubled history.
Ly-ra's an elven archer,
And has anger issues too.
Brent is just a meat shield.
Orc Dad Orrig runs the crew.
Gwen is laughing evil,
And disses Dragon Wu.
The schedule's slipped.
The artist's flipped.
The Drath are in your brain!
It's time for Lil-ie-man-iacs.
Use RSS Feed to keep on track.
So just go and settle back
Plot you will not lack
It's Lil-a-man-ie
A bit One Question-any
Yakko (spoken): Dart is cockamanie!
Lil-ie-man-iacs!
Those are the facts!
(The Warners pop out of the water tower, along with Hello Nurse dressed in a chainmail bikini)
Yakko: Hellllloooo Ti-fa-nii!
Yakko: Great news, everybody! Looks like we're getting a brand new, shiny reboot series!
Dot: Hurray!
Wakko: Oh, are we going to be back on the WB?
Dot: The WB network is gone, Wakko.
Wakko: Then who's going to be carrying us then?
Yakko: The good news is, we'll be on Hulu.
Dot: Oh, binge watching for the win!
Yakko: The bad news is, we'll be on Hulu.
Wakko: Why's that bad?
Yakko: The water tower's ISP is Comcast.
(Wakko and Dot groan in disappointment.)
Dot: Wait, if we're on the Internet, that means no more Broadcast Standards and Practices! And that means…
Wakko: No more Wheel of Morality!
Yakko: And all the barely concealed innuendo we want!
All: YAY!!!
Yakko: And best of all, Meg Syverud is doing the storyboards for our pilot!
Dot: Yay! Wait, who?
Wakko: Meg Sylveroof.
Yakko: No, no. It's Sliverude.
Wakko: I get pretty rude, if there's sliver in my finger.
Dot: (checking her phone) It's pronounced SIV-uh-rood, and it says here that she draws something called Daughter of the Lilies.
Wakko: "Daughter of the Lilies"? Isn't that from a Bible verse?
Dot: AUUUUUUGH! I thought we were getting rid of the Wheel of Morality!
Yakko: Hey, don't you worry! Unlike most of the hard-core Wheel of Morality fans, she's actually read the Bible!
Wakko: (sly grin) Even Ezekiel 23:20-21?
Dot: What so bad about that? (Checks her phone again. Which explodes) Woah! Now that's some hot verses!
Yakko: Speaking of verses, one thing Daughter of the Lilies needs is a theme song!
(Theme music starts)
It's time for Lil-ie-man-iacs!
We got action to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
The plot is pretty whack.
It's Lil-ie-man-iacs!
Here's our gal Thistle,
The hero you can see.
She's got claws and fangs and magic,
And a troubled history.
Ly-ra's an elven archer,
And has anger issues too.
Brent is just a meat shield.
Orc Dad Orrig runs the crew.
Gwen is laughing evil,
And disses Dragon Wu.
The schedule's slipped.
The artist's flipped.
The Drath are in your brain!
It's time for Lil-ie-man-iacs.
Use RSS Feed to keep on track.
So just go and settle back
Plot you will not lack
It's Lil-a-man-ie
A bit One Question-any
Yakko (spoken): Dart is cockamanie!
Lil-ie-man-iacs!
Those are the facts!
(The Warners pop out of the water tower, along with Hello Nurse dressed in a chainmail bikini)
Yakko: Hellllloooo Ti-fa-nii!