A joke too dumb not use.
Jamaican Jerk Seasoning
Jamaican Chef: Ah just pour some of you onto this chicken and make it righteous!
Bottle: Right on, Mon!
Jamaican Jerk-Ass Seasoning
Chef: Hey Mon, you blind? That's a handicapped spot!
Bottle: @#$% you, Mon. I park wherever I want!
Jamaican Chef: Ah just pour some of you onto this chicken and make it righteous!
Bottle: Right on, Mon!
Jamaican Jerk-Ass Seasoning
Chef: Hey Mon, you blind? That's a handicapped spot!
Bottle: @#$% you, Mon. I park wherever I want!