Things Dr. Skippy is no longer allowed to do at NASA
A not terribly complete list…
Dr. Skippy will not…
1. Claim, “It worked in Kerbal Space Program!”
2. Change all the last names on the ISS crew manifest to “Kerman”
3. Use Kerbal Space Program in ANY portion of standard testing regimens.
4. Climb onto the Saturn V display waving a cowboy hat and yelling “I’m Slim Pickens!”
5. Mix up Imperial and Metric measurements when calculating the orbital approach to Mars.
6. Attempt to drink visiting Russian cosmonauts under the table.
7. State “A little radiation never hurt anyone” during the next Solar Flare Alert.
8. Attempt to build a time machine in order to “Go back and pants Senator Proxmire.”
9. Use the spare CanadaArms for Robot Arm Wrestling.
10. Taunt the RosCosmos officials about their Mars probe failure rate.
11. Attempt to jump a canyon with a Mars rover.
12. Use SRB’s for the annual 4th of July fireworks display.
13. Use the Lunar Rover prototype in a “Gangham Style” music video parody.
14. Attempt to drift race the Lunar Rover prototype.
15. State, “I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t do that” when astronauts are attempting to re-enter the station after an EVA.
16. Hum the Blue Danube Waltz during docking operations.
17. Use clips from “Armageddon” when making a presentation about Near Earth Objects.
Dr. Skippy will not…
1. Claim, “It worked in Kerbal Space Program!”
2. Change all the last names on the ISS crew manifest to “Kerman”
3. Use Kerbal Space Program in ANY portion of standard testing regimens.
4. Climb onto the Saturn V display waving a cowboy hat and yelling “I’m Slim Pickens!”
5. Mix up Imperial and Metric measurements when calculating the orbital approach to Mars.
6. Attempt to drink visiting Russian cosmonauts under the table.
7. State “A little radiation never hurt anyone” during the next Solar Flare Alert.
8. Attempt to build a time machine in order to “Go back and pants Senator Proxmire.”
9. Use the spare CanadaArms for Robot Arm Wrestling.
10. Taunt the RosCosmos officials about their Mars probe failure rate.
11. Attempt to jump a canyon with a Mars rover.
12. Use SRB’s for the annual 4th of July fireworks display.
13. Use the Lunar Rover prototype in a “Gangham Style” music video parody.
14. Attempt to drift race the Lunar Rover prototype.
15. State, “I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t do that” when astronauts are attempting to re-enter the station after an EVA.
16. Hum the Blue Danube Waltz during docking operations.
17. Use clips from “Armageddon” when making a presentation about Near Earth Objects.