Bad Idea Crack: Heinlein Edition
Title: The Rolling Stones on the Run
Summary: Hilarity ensues when the Stone family arrives at Saturn and finds themselves dodging the relentless Commander Matt Dodson, who has orders to arrest Castor and Pollox for several thousand counts of manslaughter after failing to inform the residents of the Hallelujah Node about Flat Cat reproduction, resulting in a case of mass starvation when the node's food supplies run out.
Summary: Hilarity ensues when the Stone family arrives at Saturn and finds themselves dodging the relentless Commander Matt Dodson, who has orders to arrest Castor and Pollox for several thousand counts of manslaughter after failing to inform the residents of the Hallelujah Node about Flat Cat reproduction, resulting in a case of mass starvation when the node's food supplies run out.