Because I've been watching too may "Epic Rap Battles of History" videos
I now want to do similar a thing for EPIC WEBCOMIC RAPS. Just off the top of my head I can think of:
Terinu (Terinu) vs. Ranu (One Question)
Subjects: Which has the worse life as a weird looking grey skinned orphan, and who's artists have a (ahem) highly sporadic update schedule.
Schlock (Schlock Mercenary) vs. Florence (Freefall)
Subject: Being a murderous ball of poo vs a happy slave, and who has the more epic comics archive.
Agatha (Girl Genius) vs. Caprice (A Miracle of Science)
Subjects: Who has the better Mad Scientists, though I'd probably throw in some kind of dig at GG's obnoxious use of Webcomic Time.
Terinu (Terinu) vs. Ranu (One Question)
Subjects: Which has the worse life as a weird looking grey skinned orphan, and who's artists have a (ahem) highly sporadic update schedule.
Schlock (Schlock Mercenary) vs. Florence (Freefall)
Subject: Being a murderous ball of poo vs a happy slave, and who has the more epic comics archive.
Agatha (Girl Genius) vs. Caprice (A Miracle of Science)
Subjects: Who has the better Mad Scientists, though I'd probably throw in some kind of dig at GG's obnoxious use of Webcomic Time.