Sub-standards
After careful consideration, I have decided to lower my standards for dating to women whose vital signs appear normal, are reasonably intelligent (a college degree preferred), and do not appear to have been beaten with an ugly stick. This comes on the heals of being told by an attractive young woman who I have been interested in for a short time that she simply wants us to remain on the friendship level. If, as the guys so decided at Rick's wedding reception, I am the next in line to get hitched (by the end of 2007 I believe the timeline states) I unfortunately cannot be as picky anymore. Also, since curiosity gets the best of me sometimes, and for my own reference, if I was to ask you (*directed to all of the ladies*) out on a date, what would be your response, and why?