I need to laugh
Sometimes I love the guys in useless_facts:
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to one's mouth. It's an actual diagnosis, a real phobia, and there are even treatment programs for it. ( here) <-- Not funny for those suffering from it, I'm sure. Not only do they suffer a phobia, they also have to suffer other people not understanding, or making fun of it (like, eh, me).
10% of Americans think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife. ( here) <-- I'm going to admit it took me a whole minute to understand this one.
Also, I need a macro saying "me has Typhoid Fever again". It explains why I've been feeling like crap this month. What I want to know is how I got sick again when the closest I've been to 'eating outside and/or in not-healthy conditions' has consisted, for the last eight months, in calling Domino's, stopping at McDonalds' auto-drive, or buying popcorn at the movies. Ze dokteur vantz more of my blood to figure it out *whimpers*.
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to one's mouth. It's an actual diagnosis, a real phobia, and there are even treatment programs for it. ( here) <-- Not funny for those suffering from it, I'm sure. Not only do they suffer a phobia, they also have to suffer other people not understanding, or making fun of it (like, eh, me).
10% of Americans think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife. ( here) <-- I'm going to admit it took me a whole minute to understand this one.
Also, I need a macro saying "me has Typhoid Fever again". It explains why I've been feeling like crap this month. What I want to know is how I got sick again when the closest I've been to 'eating outside and/or in not-healthy conditions' has consisted, for the last eight months, in calling Domino's, stopping at McDonalds' auto-drive, or buying popcorn at the movies. Ze dokteur vantz more of my blood to figure it out *whimpers*.