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Let's see how my amazing typing skills will be shown today shall we? Better than I can talk, anyway, and that's rather ironic, don't you think?
Today I discovered that Icees are a gift from fucking GOD. (And so am I.) Especially when that's all you can shuck through your teeth when your whole jaw is fused shut.
On the other hand, I'm not impressed with whoever it was that made that hamgburger and pizza smoothie and disguised it as a protein drink. I can still feel cheese wedged somewhere in these wires .. I swear I will BITE whoever it was that snuck that in my drink as soon my pearly whites are free and then I'll make THEM into a protein smoothie.
Today I discovered that Icees are a gift from fucking GOD. (And so am I.) Especially when that's all you can shuck through your teeth when your whole jaw is fused shut.
On the other hand, I'm not impressed with whoever it was that made that hamgburger and pizza smoothie and disguised it as a protein drink. I can still feel cheese wedged somewhere in these wires .. I swear I will BITE whoever it was that snuck that in my drink as soon my pearly whites are free and then I'll make THEM into a protein smoothie.