Celebrities

[jeremyradd]

I know this may surprise you but truthfully I haven't slept with many celebrities. I know I know, you're probably thinking "Jeremy hasn't slept with celebrities? Doesn't he masturbate?" Well, yes, I do. I don't count that as sleeping with a celebrity though. A few years back I went on a couple dates with Jessica Alba but I never actually slept with her. There's been others with similar situations, I madeout with Paris Hilton at a party one time. All in all it's pretty disappointing. So I've finally, on the 19th of January decided what my new year's resolution is going to be. This year I will sleep with lots of celebrities. It'll be easy now that I have my mind set on it.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that.
Avril, I'll see you soon!