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[jeremylondon]

Birthday's are special, right? I'm back for the special day. WooFuckingHoo!

Yes, I realise I'm a day early. I needed time to prepare.

Comments

[parker]

You both suck for only coming back for birthday wishes. Thanks for getting my hopes up, asshole!

[jeremylondon]

I'm here!

[parker]

WHOA! That was scary. I thought you were dead and tadah, you answer within seconds.

[jeremylondon]

Not dead, I just lurk a lot.

[parker]

That sucks. Actually, tht might help prevent me from getting your contagious disease. Hmm, this may work.

[jeremylondon]

Who told you? I mean. What? Hi.

[parker]

Oh that was so scary. You just reminded me of someone else. Forgive me if I freak out. Haha

[jeremylondon]

Freak out all you want. Who did I remind you of?

[parker]

Ha, if I freak out, that might scare you away permanently.

Eric Johnson.

[jeremylondon]

I don't know him.

I told you, I'll stick around. For you.

[parker]

He's a dear friend of mine. One of the few I actually let in.

I want you to stick around. I'll do whatever it takes to keep you here. You're a special one. Contagious diseases and all.

[jeremylondon]

Then he must be great.

Whatever it takes? I know what I want. I've already told you that. I'm willing to do anything. I'll even take something so you won't catch anything. ;)

[parker]

I do know what you want. I think that's pretty clear. Wow, you'd even take something for me. Good lookin out, doll. That's fucking sweet.

I hope "whatever it takes" doesn't have a time limit.

[jeremylondon]

There is no time limit.

I would. I wouldn't want you to catch whatever it is that I have.

[parker]

That's good to know. I promise I'm no slacker, either.

I'm starting to think it wouldn't be so bad to catch whatever you've got.

[jeremylondon]

I believe you.

I wonder what it is exactly that I have.