The Alpha And The Omega
Michael - Show in WARNAMBOOL! Fergz, get some people together. says:
Just got back from a gig in Wanambool.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
howd it go?
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
It rocked. It was actually really good.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
you're not the omega!
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I so am the Omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
so not
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Why do you doubt?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
because i am the omega
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol
You're the end huh?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
death
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
You're death?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
sure why not
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Is death not just annother begining? Then would death not only be an end (Omega), but also the Alpha. Since I am the Alpha and death is the Omega and the Alpha, then I must be the Alpha and the Omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
not if your not religeous
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
(owned)
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
No, death could be a begining even if you're not religious. It could be the begining of you rotting down and the worms eating your brains.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
If that is the case, then alpha could also be described as nothing, the beginning of a meaningless life, void of anything, is nothing worth mentioning, therefore the Alpha is really the omega.
Or can be.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Yes, therefore the Alpha IS the Omega. You're not arguing that I'm NOT the Alpha, just that I'm not the Omega. However as the Alpha is also the Omega... I AM THE ALPHA NAD THE OMEGA.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
But 'because' you are not the Omega, when the alpha is 'absorbed by' the omega, the alpha ceases to exist and along with it, you and your meaningless role.
It is inevitable, all Alpha's come to an Omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
(owned)
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
But if the Alpha IS the Omega, and I AM the Alpha (a fact no one disputes) how can I not also be the Omega? Perhaps it's meaningless, but it's true.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Because "I" am the Omega (another fact which no one disputes) and the end is more final than the beginning, therefore there is no room for an Alpha should it clash with an Omega.
It would cease to exist.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I dispute that you are the Omega. If I am the Alpha, then I am also the Omega, making you (at best) AN Omega, not THE omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
As there are no grounds for which your dispute over my Omega-hood are focused around, there is no way your accusation can be proved. This empty threat takes strength away from your own Alpha-hood, reducing you (at best) to AN Alpha, because Omega is stronger than Alpha.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I'm basing my dispute on the fact that I am the Alpha, making me also the Omega. It's simple logic. We can't both be THE Omega, and as I am clearly the Alpha it follows that I am THE Omega. Accept it you're an Omega.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
The reason you have not replied yet shows that you can't defeat my logic. OWNED
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! just sent you a Nudge!
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
*PELVIC THRUST* YEAH CAN YOU FEEL IT?!
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
UNGH UNGH UNGH!
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
You being the Alpha doesn't make you the Omega. There is no reason why something that begins in a certain way, must end in the same way. In actual fact, it is much more probable that the Alpha and the Omega would be polarised differents. Such as you being a nerd and me being cool.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
As THE Alpha I am all beginings. If I was just a begining I would be just an Alpha. As I an THE Alpha and thus all beginings, I am also THE Omega, and thus am ALL endings.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Whether you are THE Alpha or not has no bearing on whether you are THE Omega or even a lowly "an" Omega. It is completely irrelevant. There is no relevance.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Yes there's a link. You said that death was the Omega. You agreed that death could also be a begining (even if you're not religious, i.e. rotting away, etc.) and thus THE Alpha at the same time. BOOYA! How do you like them relevance?!
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I never agreed death could be a beginning.
I like them relevance not much at all, as they are STILL irrelevant.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
And I quote...
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
"Me:No, death could be a begining even if you're not religious. It could be the begining of you rotting down
You:
if that is the case
then alpha could also be described as nothing, the beginning of a meaningless life, void of anything, is nothing worth mentioning, therefore the Alpha is really the omega.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Read your last five words again...
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Alpha is really the omega.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Bam relevance.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
At this point I fall back on the infallable logic that regardless of what THE Alpha actually is, THE Omega (played by me) is finality in its purest form, therefore, you, as THE Alpha (if that) are simply absorbed, by me, THE Omega.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
owned.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Indeed
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
fall back on. Yes you were right to retreat. Even if I am absorbed as the Alpha, the alpha is (in the words of jeremy pleuger) "...is really the omega..." so I am thus both the Alpha AND Omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I conceed to a tie.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Deal.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
One second...
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
*smacks michael in the head with a mace*
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!
Michael - I am the Alphalpha and the Omega! says:
How bout thi?^
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I'm sorry, what?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I couldn't understand your jibberish typo's with your mouth all smashed in, in a mace shape.
--------------------------------The End---------------------------
(I call I won)
Matt later went on to tell me to call Michael an "Alphalphanoid" which I did and he didn't much appreciate it.
No more than a mace smash to the face I guess.
Oh well.
Jeremy out
Just got back from a gig in Wanambool.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
howd it go?
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
It rocked. It was actually really good.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
you're not the omega!
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I so am the Omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
so not
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Why do you doubt?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
because i am the omega
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol
You're the end huh?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
death
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
You're death?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
sure why not
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Is death not just annother begining? Then would death not only be an end (Omega), but also the Alpha. Since I am the Alpha and death is the Omega and the Alpha, then I must be the Alpha and the Omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
not if your not religeous
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
(owned)
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
No, death could be a begining even if you're not religious. It could be the begining of you rotting down and the worms eating your brains.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
If that is the case, then alpha could also be described as nothing, the beginning of a meaningless life, void of anything, is nothing worth mentioning, therefore the Alpha is really the omega.
Or can be.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Yes, therefore the Alpha IS the Omega. You're not arguing that I'm NOT the Alpha, just that I'm not the Omega. However as the Alpha is also the Omega... I AM THE ALPHA NAD THE OMEGA.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
But 'because' you are not the Omega, when the alpha is 'absorbed by' the omega, the alpha ceases to exist and along with it, you and your meaningless role.
It is inevitable, all Alpha's come to an Omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
(owned)
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
But if the Alpha IS the Omega, and I AM the Alpha (a fact no one disputes) how can I not also be the Omega? Perhaps it's meaningless, but it's true.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Because "I" am the Omega (another fact which no one disputes) and the end is more final than the beginning, therefore there is no room for an Alpha should it clash with an Omega.
It would cease to exist.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I dispute that you are the Omega. If I am the Alpha, then I am also the Omega, making you (at best) AN Omega, not THE omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
As there are no grounds for which your dispute over my Omega-hood are focused around, there is no way your accusation can be proved. This empty threat takes strength away from your own Alpha-hood, reducing you (at best) to AN Alpha, because Omega is stronger than Alpha.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I'm basing my dispute on the fact that I am the Alpha, making me also the Omega. It's simple logic. We can't both be THE Omega, and as I am clearly the Alpha it follows that I am THE Omega. Accept it you're an Omega.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
The reason you have not replied yet shows that you can't defeat my logic. OWNED
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! just sent you a Nudge!
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
*PELVIC THRUST* YEAH CAN YOU FEEL IT?!
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
UNGH UNGH UNGH!
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
You being the Alpha doesn't make you the Omega. There is no reason why something that begins in a certain way, must end in the same way. In actual fact, it is much more probable that the Alpha and the Omega would be polarised differents. Such as you being a nerd and me being cool.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
As THE Alpha I am all beginings. If I was just a begining I would be just an Alpha. As I an THE Alpha and thus all beginings, I am also THE Omega, and thus am ALL endings.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Whether you are THE Alpha or not has no bearing on whether you are THE Omega or even a lowly "an" Omega. It is completely irrelevant. There is no relevance.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Yes there's a link. You said that death was the Omega. You agreed that death could also be a begining (even if you're not religious, i.e. rotting away, etc.) and thus THE Alpha at the same time. BOOYA! How do you like them relevance?!
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I never agreed death could be a beginning.
I like them relevance not much at all, as they are STILL irrelevant.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
And I quote...
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
"Me:No, death could be a begining even if you're not religious. It could be the begining of you rotting down
You:
if that is the case
then alpha could also be described as nothing, the beginning of a meaningless life, void of anything, is nothing worth mentioning, therefore the Alpha is really the omega.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Read your last five words again...
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Alpha is really the omega.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Bam relevance.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
At this point I fall back on the infallable logic that regardless of what THE Alpha actually is, THE Omega (played by me) is finality in its purest form, therefore, you, as THE Alpha (if that) are simply absorbed, by me, THE Omega.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
owned.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Indeed
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
fall back on. Yes you were right to retreat. Even if I am absorbed as the Alpha, the alpha is (in the words of jeremy pleuger) "...is really the omega..." so I am thus both the Alpha AND Omega.
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I conceed to a tie.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Deal.
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
One second...
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
*smacks michael in the head with a mace*
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!
Michael - I am the Alphalpha and the Omega! says:
How bout thi?^
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I'm sorry, what?
-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I couldn't understand your jibberish typo's with your mouth all smashed in, in a mace shape.
--------------------------------The End---------------------------
(I call I won)
Matt later went on to tell me to call Michael an "Alphalphanoid" which I did and he didn't much appreciate it.
No more than a mace smash to the face I guess.
Oh well.
Jeremy out