May 31, 2006 23:51
*I love presenting my opinions as facts.
Seeing as I'll be upgrading soon, both socially and phone wise, I've decided to re-iterate for all of you again, my theory on how mobile phone types are paralelled to socio-economic classes.
Firstly, the most common, are the masses, they use the most generic basic type of mobile because they simply don't have enough moulah to back a more advanced type.
These are your standard flat pad, open phones. What you see is what you get, similiar to any red neck, backwards, proletarian. Not much to them, vilify me if you will.
Then we move up to the slightly more complex model of the flip phone. Not as frequent as your standard flats but you do see em round. The middle class own these, they can afford a few more featurette's and are more concerned with style and image, to the point where they require a 'higher' prominent, model of phone. Flippies for teh middlez!
Now... if your uber leet (just as I am going to be... *beams*) you own a slide phone. They're much rarer and more impressive than they're lower ranked counterparts. Just as their matching class is. The elites.
I hope you feeling better soon baby. Mmmmwanna help your ankle sooo much!
And fix all your problems. Then fix you.
I love you completely my gorgeous.
I've actually still got that inkling to sing to you... hmmm *rubs chin*
Maybe later.
*kisses and holds*
Love you always,
Jeremy out