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For Touws class we had to write a parody of that "To be or not to be" part of Hamlet. I wrote mine 5 minutes ago, here it is:
Jeremy Yarick Period 6
To skip, or not to skip - that is the question:
Whether a test will be missed and I will suffer
The torture and embarrassment of a screaming teaching,
Or to take a road trip to no particular destination,
And decide where we’re going when we get there. To drive - to sleep -
To sleep! The possibility of just sleeping all day through
The headaches and the thousand annoying people
That school is known for - ‘tis a great idea
Oh how I wish. To skip - to sleep,
To sleep - sleep it is! Ay, sleeping is great!
For in my sleep of peace troubles may come,
When an angered teacher decides to call my house,
And ask where I am.
Jeremy Yarick Period 6
To skip, or not to skip - that is the question:
Whether a test will be missed and I will suffer
The torture and embarrassment of a screaming teaching,
Or to take a road trip to no particular destination,
And decide where we’re going when we get there. To drive - to sleep -
To sleep! The possibility of just sleeping all day through
The headaches and the thousand annoying people
That school is known for - ‘tis a great idea
Oh how I wish. To skip - to sleep,
To sleep - sleep it is! Ay, sleeping is great!
For in my sleep of peace troubles may come,
When an angered teacher decides to call my house,
And ask where I am.