Just a Tease
I think this is the fifth or sixth time Jeremy has hit me up and I've posted here over the last few years. Previous entries have been a lot more involved as I've amused myself at Jeremy's expense, but I'm kind of tired tonight and wasn't up for a full blown taunting. Seems like he's mellowed out in the past year or so... not nearly as fun, but still amusing nonetheless. Enjoy!
jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:36:51 PM): hello.
Me (3/13/2012 10:37:22 PM): hey there
jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:37:35 PM): do you write fanfiction.
Me (3/13/2012 10:37:58 PM): yep
jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:38:10 PM): i was looking for someone to write one.
Me (3/13/2012 10:38:21 PM): oh yeah? what'd you have in mind?
jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:39:49 PM): buffy from season 7 pairied with a 15 year old male a nc-17
Me (3/13/2012 10:40:49 PM): oh yeah? I've actually written a fic like that before
jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:41:38 PM): would you do one that has when buffy was guidance counsler and have her pregnant somehting take place during the school.
Me (3/13/2012 10:42:11 PM): oh yeah, totally. I have something pretty specific in mind for that
Me (3/13/2012 10:43:24 PM): do you want to hear what I have in mind?
jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:43:41 PM): what
Me (3/13/2012 10:45:24 PM): I was thinking that she could be pregnant with a demon baby and while the 15 year old student is banging her on her desk, the demon baby would come out of her womb and bite his dick off.
jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:45:41 PM): bye
Me (3/13/2012 10:45:52 PM): I've really been wanting to write this for a long time but nobody has wanted to read it before. So if I write it, will you read it? I won't take no for an answer.
Me (3/13/2012 10:46:08 PM): Thanks for saying yes.
jeremy.crawford27 is typing a message.
jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:46:15 PM): bye
Me (3/13/2012 10:46:40 PM): YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Me (3/13/2012 10:47:08 PM): *waves* hi jeremy! so nice to see you again *sweet smile*