because i am a horrible human being

Mar 29, 2012 20:34


Snippets from two oneshots I am working on - one is Elena/Elijah and the other is Klaus/Caroline.

Unless you want to read R-rated fics, better avert your eyes.

ahem.

baby, i'll bleed you dry )

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oltha_heri March 30 2012, 02:06:12 UTC
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pervert
I like this Hidden Pervert side, matches my own, not so hidden, pervert side.

So I've read the K/C one and am going to leave a proper comment on that in a minute. But right now can I just say, I NEED MORE E/E SMUT AND I LOVE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE CURRENTLY PROVIDING IT! Because your writing is possibly my favourite in this fandom, and definitely up there over all.

"It's not shadowing when I want you to know I'm there." She raises her eyes to meet his, and if that's not a blaring neon sign flashing her challenge, he doesn't know what is. "That I want to be noticed."
This is why I love Elena with Elijah, she gets to be all awesome whenever she has a story line with him. She gets more agency in her plot lines with him than anywhere else in the show. And you go and put that into her actions, and there's a wall, and and hope for sexy times. I just want the rest of this.

AND PART OF MY HEART NEEDS HEALING, I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I REFER TO!
What? I'm not irrationally upset over a fictional character's pretty being torn from me. Nope. Not me.

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jeremy_finch March 30 2012, 09:45:07 UTC
Because your writing is possibly my favourite in this fandom, and definitely up there over all.
Coming from you this is possibly the one of the best things I've heard ever when it comes to my writing, have all the skittles and Pirate!Finns of the world.

I am SO invested in Elijah rn, especially since we haven't seen him IN AGES. HOW DID KLAUS GET HIS BLOOD SO EASILY? WHY CAN'T WE HAVE HAD THAT SCENE BETWEEN THEM? ugly crying, ugly weeping, all forms of ugly intense emotions.

I was watching the episode and I was like NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU but at the same time I was kind of relieved, I wanted him to be all badass like Elijah cough instead he was all I am pained. What has become of humanity. I am a pseudo-deep Usher song.

But srsly, when he appeared onscreen I cheered. Not as loudly as I cheered for Klaus (cause I just finished writing that smutfest of a fic, okay!?) but still. Cheering.

BUT THEN THAT EPISODE HAPPENED AND DESPITE ALL THE TINY GRIEVANCES IT WAS STILL JUST SO MINDBLOWING AND I AM SO GLAD IT'S FINALLY GOTTEN BACK ON TRACK AND I STILL LOVE PSEUDOVILLAIN!RIC JUST


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oltha_heri March 30 2012, 15:22:54 UTC
BUT HE WAS DOING TEQUILA SHOTS WITH SAGE, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT LIVING LIFE! THERE WAS THE PROMISE OF POTENTIAL FOR BAD ASSERY THERE! ANd it was ripped from me.

I agree though. If he'd stayed an awesome pirate he never would've died, he even could've gotten away with slightly conflicted secret agent, a la Elijah, but emo was never gonna live. I knew it. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I APPROVE OF HIS FACE AND ACCENT BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM ME. Show better have a massive fucking Elijah storyline coming up.

I was just like, ORIGINALS, YAY!

I am kind of pissed at this episode, because you shouldn't be able to take my pretty from me and yet also be a really decent fucking episode. Couldn't it have been sucky so I could've just been angered in general, instead of enjoying it while my heart was being ripped away!

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oltha_heri March 31 2012, 04:50:10 UTC
IT ISN'T IRRATIONAL!

I had decided to be in love with him once he showed up as a pirate! Everything after that was bonus. AND THEN HE WAS RIPPED FROM US JUST AS TEQUILA SHOTS WERE INTRODUCED, I AM HORRIFIED BY THAT!

If pirate!Finn doesn't show up in Elijah flash-backs I'll be angry.

And basically, no you weren't the only one, there was horrible gut wrenching noises from my corner. I JUST WANTED HIM FOREVER!

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jeremy_finch March 31 2012, 04:51:50 UTC
NGL, the time he died I was all OH NO WHAT WILL OLTHA-HERI THINK OF THIS but it was sad, so sad, he looked at Sage all Gurl holla at cho boi I'm about to get dead and Sage was all--

I can't go on

I'm sorry

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this though: I am kind of pissed at this episode, because you shouldn't be able to take my pretty from me and yet also be a really decent fucking episode. Couldn't it have been sucky so I could've just been angered in general, instead of enjoying it while my heart was being ripped away!

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oltha_heri March 31 2012, 04:55:08 UTC
I loved how Caroline was all like, maybe it was just from her love of Finn. BUT I AM LIKE INCONSOLABLE OVER HERE. STILL. He was so pretty. And there was so much promise in this episode, I repeat, TEQUILA SHOTS, think of the amazing times Finn and Sage could've had ALL OF THE THOUSAND YEARS WORTH OF CATCHING UP TO DO, that could've been lolarious, and no, it was stolen from me. STOLEN.

So yes, that is basically what I think of this, POTENTIAL SQUANDERED. (And so much pretty torn from me.)

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jeremy_finch March 31 2012, 04:59:28 UTC
Well, now that you put it that way...

Finn's story is one that is begging to be written. So what do you say? CONTAIN THOSE FEELS, WOMAN *fishslap* WE MUST WRITE IT OUT INSTEAD.

Because I'm not nearly analytic enough to write Finn and I fear I'll just botch him up so you have to do it you yes you you you.

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oltha_heri March 31 2012, 05:03:56 UTC
Oh god, I don't even know where to start.

Do I start with him and Sage meeting away from their families? Did Mikael not approve? Did Esther know? WHAT ABOUT THAT MASSIVE AU TOTALLY TRUTHFUL HAPPENSTANCE WHERE SAGE TAKES FINN AROUND THE WORLD TO SHOW HIM NEW ALCOHOLS? I am not funny enough to write that! But oh my god, that self-loathing mixed with utter love for Sage who is like him, and his intrigue with the modern world, HOW FUCKING INTRIGUING.

I just have to many feels at the moment, I have to wait a second before attempting such things. (i.e. I am really bad at writing what I want to write.)

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jeremy_finch March 31 2012, 05:06:33 UTC
THEY'RE TOTALLY GREAT FODDER FOR ANGST THO. The whole "I have taken care of myself while you were gone" or something of the like, that hint of accusation in his eyes when he says, "You turned him".

AND WE WERE RIGHT, SAGE DOES TEACH HIM HOW TO LIVE OH MOTHER OF ALL WHAT THE FUCKS STOP IT. I DON'T WANT TO FEEL. I HAVE ENOUGH FEELS FOR KLAROLINE/ELEJAH AS IT IS STOP IT WOMANNNN

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oltha_heri March 31 2012, 05:22:46 UTC
BUT THE UNTAPPED POTENTIAL! YOU KNOW YOU FEEL IT!

And come on you're the one talking about how the kink meme has affected you, imagine the reunion sex, the amount of emotion and passion that would go into that.

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jeremy_finch March 31 2012, 05:44:25 UTC


stop with your jedi mind tricks

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