i've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better--

[jeremy_finch]

Was strolling through LiveJournal and saw this in one of inmh's posts. So I decided to try it out with my Elijah/Elena oneshot ( if the silence takes you) and apparently...



I write like
Anne Rice
I Write Like by Mémoires, journal software. Analyze your writing!

It's ironic, because she's known for Interview with a Vampire, I write vampires, etc etc etc. I'm incredibly flattered to be compared to Anne Rice, but I don't think I deserve this. Thoughts?

So then I put in the Klaroline oneshot I'm still working on, and I got



I write like
Chuck Palahniuk
I Write Like by Mémoires, journal software. Analyze your writing!

and my reaction was basically



BECAUSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME, CHUCK PALAHNUIK IS MY FUCKING KING AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NO THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE THIS CAN'T BE TRUE AND I

JUST

FUCKING

CAN'T

So then I proceeded to check every single one of my writing and I got Palahniuk a few more times, and one time I got Douglas Adams.

I didn't read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy but I guess it shows in my writing what kind of books I read? Idk. Brb hyperventilating.