For I am Donald Duck's Middle Name

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Sara (historyador) posted this. I got amused. Try it. :P

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jean Leyva!

1. The air around Jean Leyva is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jean Leyva.
3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Jean Leyva.
4. Jean Leyva can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
5. Jean Leyva can taste with her feet.
6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Jean Leyva.
7. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jean Leyva.
8. Donald Duck's middle name is Jean Leyva!
9. Jean Leyva can use only about ten percent of her brain!
10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Jean Leyva.

Oh well. I'm now Donald Duck's middle name!