Windows SUCKAH

Aug 06, 2009 08:07

So my unmitigated rage yesterday at Micro$oft and Bill Gates was unwarranted.

Well, it was warranted, but not for the reason I exploded.

I woke up yesterday after trying to get some modicum of sleep, and my computer was off.  I leave my computer on 24/7, so this piqued my curiosity.  I hit the power button and headed for my morning bathroom break.

When I returned, my computer was still trying to boot through the BIOS.

Oh jesus.

Because Windows had tried to install Service Pack 2 (SP2) for Vista on my computer only a few days ago, I naturally assumed that during the night, while I had been staring at my ceiling and listening to gaudy music on MTV, my automagic updates had taken over and installed the damned thing anyway.

So.  Programming error.

I restarted the computer, intent on restoring it to a previous date and wiping out SP2.  Beep, click click click...

...nothing on the screen.

Alright, that happens sometimes.  I hard reboot the computer, thinking maybe switching the power directly off will flush the memory and enable a full restart.

Ah, there it is.  I press F8...and the computer freezes.

Soft reboot.  Maybe it just needs a soft kick in the pants.

Gets to the login screen for Vista...and freezes.

So I'm irate at this point.  I have a project due for my geometry class that is on this hard drive and I need this computer to work.  I break out the computer tools and crack open the case.  I try every trick I know of to get this thing to bypass any programming errors and start up anyway.

Then I see it.

The bridge fan had melted off of the processor, rendering it overheated, and possibly scorching some of the other components of the motherboard.

I quite literally pulled off a bit of my motherboard that should have been cemented on like white on rice.

So I'm going to take it to the compdoc here in town in a few hours to see if she can pull any miracles.  However, I'm fairly certain I'm going to have to buy a new motherboard, if not an entirely new computer, before the month is out.

Goddamn it.

-J
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