Old country buffet
Have you ever been some where and eaten so much that you can barely move? Yea, The old country buffet is one of those places... it has everything you could possibly want to eat, unless you're one of those really fussy people who want everything your way or no way.... but in any case, it makes you want to eat more, until you feel like you can't move.... which brings me to the kid of people that I saw there.... all gordbusted people, you know, the really fat ones.... yea, I saw a few Howard Taft's in there.... there's a reason people take showers now, especially those people.... You gotta feel bad for them, they can't sit down in a tub without getting stuck, and you don't want that, because then all those pestering kids that call you fat have another reason to make fun of you.... but in any case, next time you go there, realize the kindness that these gords of wise stuff show us..... the lesson in their obeseness..... that lesson is don't eat at a buffet every night.... if one night makes you feel like you can't move, then imagine a week, or even a month.... These people make a sacrifice for us skinny people who want more weight.... Don't want it....