Prom 2004
Okay.... you guys all wanna know how my prom was? Well here it is... We met at sara's house where our parents took about a million pictures... me and matt starting wondering when they'd run out of cameras.... it's like, "Oh darn, this camera's done..." They reach into a bag full of cameras... "Okay guys, only 49 to go!" So we finally got on our way, and we were getting comfortable with our limo when sam notices that there's no champagne in the bucket.... so he gets on the intercom with our driver and asks where it is... he says we didn't get it because of our age... so sam also asked why the sunroof didn't open.... insurance reasons... so sam proceeds to tell our driver (Jamie) of his plans to stick his head out the window.... Our driver happened to be a pretty patient guy, or else he would've told sam, "Okay" and when sam's head was out, hit his head on a road sign.... So we get to prom early and we decided to let jamie drive us around troy.... Me and sam had our heads out the windows shouting to people.... I stopped when a big black kid yelled I was a "white boy in black territory." I'm kinda suprised that sam didn't get shot. But in any case, once we get there, we wait upstairs for about an hour, during which the girls spent in the bathroom. WE got downstairs and we were all sitting at our table and these girls are on the dance floor going "WOOOO!!!!" So naturally, I shouted back.... matt kept laughing at me, so i figured he'd laugh at anything. So I flipped him off, and he laughed again, proving my point. As far as my dancing goes, I of course did slow dancing with my date Jami (not the limo driver). I also at one point, did the galop with jackson and brian, and I rode on someone's back around the crowd until I got yelled at. Prom court time.... Tom Grott on prom court??? How in the blue hell did that happen? All he does is bitch at people for saying anything near him.The end of the night comes, and we have one broken foot (Heather). I'm gonna be an asshole and say, that's why you should wear shoes while dancing. But we get back in our limo, and sam realizes that even though there's a no smoking sign, the limo has ashtrays... So he alerts jamie (the limo driver) of this paradox... and also tries to convince him to buy us beer.... so our driver says he's a cop.... sam goes "NO FUCKING WAY!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING COP!!??" So we're all like, sam, shut the fuck up.... But he keeps going and even asks jamie(driver) if he'd like to come back and smoke a bowl.... we're all like, he's gonna kick your ass out.... so he hung up. I got curious and wanted to know if he had a wife and was she a milf.... the girls are saying he's gonna get pissed.... so I pick up the intercom and ask him if he's mad... he says we're having fun, that's what it's all about.... I said, yea, fer shizzle..... and he's like, yea.... fer seezy....... not fer sheezy, but fer seezy.... Long story short, we went home to change, went to breakfast at the elks lodge... there wasn't a lot more exciting.... we all went back tosara's and fell asleep to some lame movie jami(my date) wanted to watch. Except sara's dad... I liked his moustache....