So, I did happen to hit her in the mouth...twice. She was asking for it, I totally swear it.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jenthamuppet!
- Jenthamuppet is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
- Cats use their jenthamuppet to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
- Until the 1960s, jenthamuppet was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- Antarctica is the only continent without jenthamuppet.
- By tradition, a girl standing under jenthamuppet cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of jenthamuppet in your ear 700 times.
- Jenthamuppeticide is the killing of jenthamuppet.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are jenthamuppet!
- Jenthamuppet is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed jenthamuppet would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.