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muahah my cousin sent me this:
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."
The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie.
The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."
The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
that made me giggle a bit..
well i've been sick for a whole week.. thats right.. march break comes along, starting off with my birthday, and how do i kick it off?? i fall sick at 8pm on my birthday while watching donnie darko! im almost back to normal, i jsut have the sniffles now, but honestly what a way to spend my break. well on wednesday i went to montreal. my brilliant daddy bought me tylenol-nighttime, which had me drowsier than the average drunken dad at a wedding.. no matter how hard i tried to keep my eyes open they kept shutting! it was pretty funny, considering...
so yes i got some shopping done in the M.dot, and thats about my entire break. i crossed donnie darko and pulp fiction of my list. donnie darko was pretty good, but it gave me some frightening nightmares and i was hallucinating while medicated... it was kind of creepy! pulp fiction was just about the coolest movie ever. honestly how great of a writer is tarantino! his characters are so funky..
bah i'm bored, i gotta go read my insane 700 pages of my english novel. SHOOT ME!
PEACE OUT HOMES.
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."
The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie.
The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."
The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
that made me giggle a bit..
well i've been sick for a whole week.. thats right.. march break comes along, starting off with my birthday, and how do i kick it off?? i fall sick at 8pm on my birthday while watching donnie darko! im almost back to normal, i jsut have the sniffles now, but honestly what a way to spend my break. well on wednesday i went to montreal. my brilliant daddy bought me tylenol-nighttime, which had me drowsier than the average drunken dad at a wedding.. no matter how hard i tried to keep my eyes open they kept shutting! it was pretty funny, considering...
so yes i got some shopping done in the M.dot, and thats about my entire break. i crossed donnie darko and pulp fiction of my list. donnie darko was pretty good, but it gave me some frightening nightmares and i was hallucinating while medicated... it was kind of creepy! pulp fiction was just about the coolest movie ever. honestly how great of a writer is tarantino! his characters are so funky..
bah i'm bored, i gotta go read my insane 700 pages of my english novel. SHOOT ME!
PEACE OUT HOMES.