Shige/Koyama and Pin ficlets

[guiltyschu]

Title: Art Appreciation
Pairing: Shige/Koyama
Rating: PG?
Author's Notes: A little comment-fic I made in darkeyedwolf 's journal after looking at this picture for far too long, fixed up slightly for public consumption. Actually, just read the thread (and my ghetto translation of the picture) first, everything makes more sense in context. Even this.

Comments

[darkeyedwolf]

I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH I LIKE MORE. It's Pin vs. Koyato on a leash. *tormented*

[guiltyschu]

XD! Yamapi and Jin need an equivalent leash photoshoot for someone to write about. That would be the best ever. ?♥ Except for maybe Yamapi and Jin as ninjas and/or pirates, that would definitely be the best ever.

[darkeyedwolf]

HAHAHA I am writing that! -- slowly! Yamapi and Jin, ninjas of the academy of fail, are sent by chance to protect Lady Kazuya. Hijinks ensue. Possibly I will need to be intoxicated to finish it.

Yamapi and Jin need an equivalent leash photoshoot for someone to write about.

fkjsfksdjkdk "ten photoshoots TAY*J never had." ♥

[guiltyschu]

Yamapi and Jin, ninjas of the academy of fail, are sent by chance to protect Lady Kazuya. Hijinks ensue.

OH MY GOD. XD WHAT ALCOHOL WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO FINISH? I'm a barmaid, I can provide!

fkjsfksdjkdk "ten photoshoots TAY*J never had." ♥

...You know what you need to do. ♥ Finish the ninjas, then get cracking on the photoshoot fic. This could be the beginning of something beautiful! :D

[acchikocchi]

fkjsfksdjkdk "ten photoshoots TAY*J never had." ♥

.....

A WEEK. JUST LET ME HAVE ONE WEEK TO BASK IN THE GLOW OF ACCOMPLISHMENT, AUGH.

it makes me sad that I never did get to describe a photoshoot in there, because I started a scene like that and then I had to cut it and - NO NO NO NO NO.

[darkeyedwolf]

dfjfkldjf

OH MY GOD

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

*TEMPTS TEMPTS TEMPTS*

[acchikocchi]

LALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M EDITING RIGHT NOW

god TAY*J is never going to die, I'm going to write it against my better judgement until you all are sick of the very name. also, what about the UST that is no more? XD

[darkeyedwolf]

LIES. THE WORLD CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH TAY*J.

No hurried half-dressed groping between rolls of film? D:

[acchikocchi]

All I'm saying is that you can't call it Unresolved Sexual Tension when it's been, well, resolved. XD

...that's not to say there wouldn't be something like that happening. It's Pin.

WHY AM I EVEN DISCUSSING THIS I HAVE BODYSWITCH AND STUFF TO WRITE

[darkeyedwolf]

If it's resolved, they can have lots of sex and make blowjob eyes at each other instead of just glancing longingly, yes?

DUDE TAY*J TRUMPS EVERYTHING. DON'T EVEN. *FLAILS*

[acchikocchi]

Well, yes. They could. IF I WERE GOING TO WRITE IT WHICH I AM NOT PROMISING.

[darkeyedwolf]

[acchikocchi]

WHEN THE GAME OF LIFE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE QUITTIN'
IT HELPS A LOT IF YOU KILL A KITTEN

[darkeyedwolf]

KILLING KITTENS ISN'T EASY
AND IF THE THOUGHT MAKES YOU FEEL QUEASY
GRAB A PITCHFORK FROM THE SHED...
AND KILL A PUPPY DOG INSTEEEEEAD

[acchikocchi]

...I feel vaguely guilty pursuing this line of thought in the comments to puppy!Koyato fic. XD

....DEEEEEEAD PUPPPIIIIIIIES
DEEEEEEEAD PUPPIIIIIIIES

[darkeyedwolf]

THEY DON'T COOOOME WHEN YOU CAAAAALL
THEY DON'T CHASE SQUIRRELS AT AAAAALLL
DEAD PUPPIES AREN'T~ MUCH~ FUN

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