...The End...
Title: Samurai Gangsta’s/Onsen Troubles/...The End...
Author: Mikki/Mikki/Mo-chan!
Pairing: Yamapi/Koki [NewS/KAT-TUN]
Rating: No idea, maybe PG-13…I think… NC-17
Genre: Crack
A/N: Okay, this was totally iseijin_chan's fic and she challenged me to write this disgusting because Yamapi is in it and its masochistic DX Yamapi/Koki final chapter. The previous two, written by iseijin_chan, are here as well. Pls comment, they pwn! \^o^/...FYI! TOTALLY CRACK!!!
“Yamapi!! Damn you!” Tanaka Koki shouted as he raced past shocked camera men and backup actors.
“Cheh. Where are your manners, Koki?” Yamapi sniggered as he dodged Koki’s flailing arms while holding what seemed like a wet, dead rabbit but was actually a wig in his hand.
“WHAT MANNERS?! YOU STOLE MY WIG, DAMNIT! ” Koki shrieked at the man who was clearly enjoying the current scenario.
A couple of giggles escaped from between Yamapi’s lightly curved lips.
“I didn’t steal it...” Yamapi leant closer to Koki’s face. “All I did was to help you wash it!” He shouted gleefully and skipped out of the set.
“Thank goodness we’re done. It’s going to be hard finding him.” Someone commented to no one in particular.
“WASH?! YOU THREW A GODDAMN BUCKET OF WATER AT ME AND YOU CALL THAT WASHING??” Koki screamed at the top of his voice. But most unfortunately, Yamapi was already gone.
“Do us a favor and follow him. We don’t want him to go missing. And we could save the noise pollution.” Hiroko scowled at the two guys who were supposed to have passed the twenty year mark, ages ago.
“YAMASHITA TOMOHISA, YOU WAIT ‘TILL I FIND YOU! I’LL SLAUGHTER YOU WITH MY SAMURAI KNIFE, I SWEAR!!” Koki ran out the same way Yamapi did, making quite abit of noise.
*CHAPTER TWO*
Koki wandered down the stone path.
“Where is that wig-stealer?!” Koki grumbled.
The street was empty because well, they are on a set. But it could also be due to the fact that Koki keeps sheathing and unsheathing his sword.
For a normal human, it’s natural to steer out of a guy who wouldn’t stop playing with a metal stick that could really hurt someone. In the first place though, one should always steer clear of someone who’s not in the best of moods.
“Oh ho. When I find that thief, I’m going to really…”
“Really what?” Someone breathed into Koki’s ear.
A scream was heard. Then a loud clank was heard. Silence followed.
“It wasn’t intentional. No really.” Yamapi rubbed his temple.
How Koki ever managed to scream a girly scream that didn’t suit him, spun around so quickly and hit his head on a metal pipe that appeared out of nowhere really puzzled Yamapi.
Yamapi hefted the crumpled rapper onto one shoulder, plopped the beaten-up wing onto the smaller man’s bald head and dragged him away.
***
“No don’t eat me!”
“…”
“It’s so dark. Where am I? Oww. My head hurts.”
“An onsen.”
“EH? What am I doing here?”
“I brought you here.”
“OMG I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!”
“Koki…couldn’t you tell it’s me? Yamashita? Ring any bells?”
“Oh.”
“…”
“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU YAMAPI! You ruined my wig!!”
Koki leapt up and began ranting, yelling all sorts of profainities, making a big din.
Yamapi was amused. The same guy who could scream a girly scream and knocked his head into a pipe out of nowhere was now yelling all sorts of nonsense like, “You stupid flying pig!”
“Hey Koki.”
“WHAT! You little….”
“Mm. You’re pretty toned.”
“Huh?”
Silence again.
“ZOMGWTFBBQ!?! I’M NAKED!!”
“Took you long enough.”
*Chapter Three*
“WHY AM I NAKED?!”
“Because you look so damn good that way…” Pi muttered, a sexy smirk on his face. Koki lunged (as best as he could in water) at Pi. “Ah~! Don’t be so gentle, Koki… geeze…and that bump looks really bad…”
“Bump?” This one word made Koki stop whatever evil thoughts he had and glare at Yamapi with an intent stare that meant he had better be joking.
“Okay, so I was walking up behind you and I said something in your ear and you spun around and this pipe! From nowhere! Just wham!” Yamapi imitated the pipe on Koki’s head and the latter said man cried out in pain. “Oh! Are you okay?” He giggled. Koki moved over to him slowly this time, rage and imminent danger in his eyes.
“I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. Slowly.” Yamapi just grinned wider.
“You know I like it when you look at me like that.”
“I am going to wring your neck, you little twit.” Koki had his hands on the edge of the pool, on either side of Yamapi’s body. Pi let his eye lids drop to half closed and his hands slid up Koki’s arms.
“Did I mention you are really well toned?”
“And you’re about to be really well dead.” Koki was right in his face now and Pi shivered involuntarily.
“It’s just a wig, Koki…let your hair grow out and you can have the real thing.” Yamapi goaded. Koki’s hand gripped his neck and Pi gasped, but not from fear, and bit his bottom lip. “I mean…really, Koki…if you let it grow long enough, you would make a very beautiful girl…” Koki gripped his hair now and Pi moaned, lifting his chin up so that their lips were closer. “But then I wouldn’t be able to steal your wigs…”
“I KNEW YOU STOLE IT!” Koki angrily gloated, increasing his grip on Pi’s hair. Koki’s grip tightened even more, bringing Pi painful pleasure. “Don’t. you. dare.”
“Oh, I dare…” Pi stated lustily, letting his fingers wrap around Koki’s length. Koki growled and pulled his head back. Yamapi let out a very sexy groan and it was all Koki could do to not waver.
“You are so uke it’s sick.” Koki spat.
“Why is that? Are you wanting to be uke?” Pi knew that that would take the cake. Koki kissed him roughly and pressed against him. The hot, steaming water only made things better as Koki slammed into him, bringing so much pain, but because Yamapi was a sick masochist, it only made him want more. “Koki…” Yamapi purred.
.../**CENSORED**\...
“Fuck you.” Koki spat.
“Ohhhh….you just did…” Yamapi muttered, snuggling into his arms.
“I am still going to kill you.”
“Yeah right…you say that everyday…and you only fuck me senseless.”
“What we just did would have killed the average person…but you…Yamapi, if I were to beat you to a bloody pulp you would have a hard on.” At this Yamapi smiled.
“Yeah, you’re probably right…”
~
Love or no?
*runs off to gag*
Author: Mikki/Mikki/Mo-chan!
Pairing: Yamapi/Koki [NewS/KAT-TUN]
Rating: No idea, maybe PG-13…I think… NC-17
Genre: Crack
A/N: Okay, this was totally iseijin_chan's fic and she challenged me to write this disgusting because Yamapi is in it and its masochistic DX Yamapi/Koki final chapter. The previous two, written by iseijin_chan, are here as well. Pls comment, they pwn! \^o^/...FYI! TOTALLY CRACK!!!
“Yamapi!! Damn you!” Tanaka Koki shouted as he raced past shocked camera men and backup actors.
“Cheh. Where are your manners, Koki?” Yamapi sniggered as he dodged Koki’s flailing arms while holding what seemed like a wet, dead rabbit but was actually a wig in his hand.
“WHAT MANNERS?! YOU STOLE MY WIG, DAMNIT! ” Koki shrieked at the man who was clearly enjoying the current scenario.
A couple of giggles escaped from between Yamapi’s lightly curved lips.
“I didn’t steal it...” Yamapi leant closer to Koki’s face. “All I did was to help you wash it!” He shouted gleefully and skipped out of the set.
“Thank goodness we’re done. It’s going to be hard finding him.” Someone commented to no one in particular.
“WASH?! YOU THREW A GODDAMN BUCKET OF WATER AT ME AND YOU CALL THAT WASHING??” Koki screamed at the top of his voice. But most unfortunately, Yamapi was already gone.
“Do us a favor and follow him. We don’t want him to go missing. And we could save the noise pollution.” Hiroko scowled at the two guys who were supposed to have passed the twenty year mark, ages ago.
“YAMASHITA TOMOHISA, YOU WAIT ‘TILL I FIND YOU! I’LL SLAUGHTER YOU WITH MY SAMURAI KNIFE, I SWEAR!!” Koki ran out the same way Yamapi did, making quite abit of noise.
*CHAPTER TWO*
Koki wandered down the stone path.
“Where is that wig-stealer?!” Koki grumbled.
The street was empty because well, they are on a set. But it could also be due to the fact that Koki keeps sheathing and unsheathing his sword.
For a normal human, it’s natural to steer out of a guy who wouldn’t stop playing with a metal stick that could really hurt someone. In the first place though, one should always steer clear of someone who’s not in the best of moods.
“Oh ho. When I find that thief, I’m going to really…”
“Really what?” Someone breathed into Koki’s ear.
A scream was heard. Then a loud clank was heard. Silence followed.
“It wasn’t intentional. No really.” Yamapi rubbed his temple.
How Koki ever managed to scream a girly scream that didn’t suit him, spun around so quickly and hit his head on a metal pipe that appeared out of nowhere really puzzled Yamapi.
Yamapi hefted the crumpled rapper onto one shoulder, plopped the beaten-up wing onto the smaller man’s bald head and dragged him away.
***
“No don’t eat me!”
“…”
“It’s so dark. Where am I? Oww. My head hurts.”
“An onsen.”
“EH? What am I doing here?”
“I brought you here.”
“OMG I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!”
“Koki…couldn’t you tell it’s me? Yamashita? Ring any bells?”
“Oh.”
“…”
“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU YAMAPI! You ruined my wig!!”
Koki leapt up and began ranting, yelling all sorts of profainities, making a big din.
Yamapi was amused. The same guy who could scream a girly scream and knocked his head into a pipe out of nowhere was now yelling all sorts of nonsense like, “You stupid flying pig!”
“Hey Koki.”
“WHAT! You little….”
“Mm. You’re pretty toned.”
“Huh?”
Silence again.
“ZOMGWTFBBQ!?! I’M NAKED!!”
“Took you long enough.”
*Chapter Three*
“WHY AM I NAKED?!”
“Because you look so damn good that way…” Pi muttered, a sexy smirk on his face. Koki lunged (as best as he could in water) at Pi. “Ah~! Don’t be so gentle, Koki… geeze…and that bump looks really bad…”
“Bump?” This one word made Koki stop whatever evil thoughts he had and glare at Yamapi with an intent stare that meant he had better be joking.
“Okay, so I was walking up behind you and I said something in your ear and you spun around and this pipe! From nowhere! Just wham!” Yamapi imitated the pipe on Koki’s head and the latter said man cried out in pain. “Oh! Are you okay?” He giggled. Koki moved over to him slowly this time, rage and imminent danger in his eyes.
“I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. Slowly.” Yamapi just grinned wider.
“You know I like it when you look at me like that.”
“I am going to wring your neck, you little twit.” Koki had his hands on the edge of the pool, on either side of Yamapi’s body. Pi let his eye lids drop to half closed and his hands slid up Koki’s arms.
“Did I mention you are really well toned?”
“And you’re about to be really well dead.” Koki was right in his face now and Pi shivered involuntarily.
“It’s just a wig, Koki…let your hair grow out and you can have the real thing.” Yamapi goaded. Koki’s hand gripped his neck and Pi gasped, but not from fear, and bit his bottom lip. “I mean…really, Koki…if you let it grow long enough, you would make a very beautiful girl…” Koki gripped his hair now and Pi moaned, lifting his chin up so that their lips were closer. “But then I wouldn’t be able to steal your wigs…”
“I KNEW YOU STOLE IT!” Koki angrily gloated, increasing his grip on Pi’s hair. Koki’s grip tightened even more, bringing Pi painful pleasure. “Don’t. you. dare.”
“Oh, I dare…” Pi stated lustily, letting his fingers wrap around Koki’s length. Koki growled and pulled his head back. Yamapi let out a very sexy groan and it was all Koki could do to not waver.
“You are so uke it’s sick.” Koki spat.
“Why is that? Are you wanting to be uke?” Pi knew that that would take the cake. Koki kissed him roughly and pressed against him. The hot, steaming water only made things better as Koki slammed into him, bringing so much pain, but because Yamapi was a sick masochist, it only made him want more. “Koki…” Yamapi purred.
.../**CENSORED**\...
“Fuck you.” Koki spat.
“Ohhhh….you just did…” Yamapi muttered, snuggling into his arms.
“I am still going to kill you.”
“Yeah right…you say that everyday…and you only fuck me senseless.”
“What we just did would have killed the average person…but you…Yamapi, if I were to beat you to a bloody pulp you would have a hard on.” At this Yamapi smiled.
“Yeah, you’re probably right…”
~
Love or no?
*runs off to gag*