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Title: TEGOSHI'S REAL FACE.
Author:
exquisite__x
Rating: PG? PG13 for language? Possibly?
Fandom: NEWS, pretty much. Random other JE is added in.
Summary: You think Tegoshi's just this adorable, innocent boy? I think not. Read his journal to meet the diva he truly is behind his innocent little mask.
Disclaimer: So this isn't really his journal. I made it up. Ugh.
CHECK OUT HIS FIRST ENTRY HERE.
April 13th, 2006
Dear Diary,
It's me again! How excited are you to hear more about me and my oh-so-glamourous life? Okay. So I'm not THAT famous yet. But I will be. Shut up and watch. One day I'll be like this superstar and I'll LOL in your little ugly face. Ohhh, snap!
So. We all thought that NEWS breaking up would make me the coverboy for everything. Like, it was a given. BUT APPARENTLY NOT, BECAUSE YAMASHITTER IS YET AGAIN IN THE WAY. Hello, magazine companies! We're sick of his seeing his fat face on the cover of everything. (Plus he looks the same in all of them. BOTOX MUCH?!) Ughh. So frustrating. I bet he sleeps with Mr. Kitagawa. Like Kamenashi. Whore. Anyway. His real life isn't as hot. He's sad and single and lonely and CONSTANTLY complaining about his lack of um, action. Meaning that he hits on all his coworkers and fellow bandmates. And did I tell you he's like totally whoring it out to the girls out there? In this month's issue of Seventeen, he's like got a bunch of pin-ups and a huge picture of his face with NUDE written on his cheek. WHAT IS HE IMPLYING?! Uhh, someone's desperate! Ew, get a life! And besides, even SHIGE, who's absolutely TERRIBLE in bed, (Trust me, I know. But he's sweet - so I love him.) gets more ass than he does. AHAHA SUCKERRR. One day, I'll kick his ass. Remember when I beat the shit out of Uchi in like judo? I was only 16 then! I'm totally stronger than you all think. He thinks he's all strong and shit because of his muscles, but excuse me, you mean BOOBS, right? Guys, he has more cleavage than Adriana Lima. Please.
I wonder where Ryo-sama is? Hmm. He's so hot. If Ueto fucking Aya even touches a hair on his head I will literally go over there and scratch her eyes out. I can't believe they're working on a drama together. Sawajiri Erika (PORNSTAR!) and him in "1 Litre No Namida" was bad enough. It was totally depressing and touching but helloooo. The Kamisama cannot be with girls. He has ME! (and Uchi but we can ignore him.) And I was like, bitching to Kamenashi about it the other day and he was warning me about her and how she tried to take Jin away from him during that Oronamin C commercial AND HE FELL FOR IT. What a bitch. That totally contributed to their awful break-up. OMG this is like freaking me out. SHIT. I need to get a facial - stress gives me pimples. FUCK. UGH UETO AYA IF YOU STEAL RYO SAMA AWAY FROM ME YOU'RE GONNA GET IT BAD. BRING IT ON, BITCHHH.
You know, Kusano should have been smarter. HELLO, if he had brains like me, he would have brought his own vodka in a water bottle. Or at least a Smirnoff Ice in an Aquarius bottle. Or something. Then no one would have noticed! Plus, chuu-hai? Please, how old are you, Notti? Chuu-hai is for kids who just start drinking and for women. Ugh. Poor boy. Not only does he lack my intelligence, he also lacks my hot body and adorable face. And WHAT THE FUCK EVER, he SO does not dance better than me.
OMG. I have like no clothes. Shh. I'll tell you a secret. I'm wearing clothes that I bought during WINTER season. Ew, I know, I'm ashamed too. I haven't bought very much for spring season yet. SHIT! I'm going shopping.
I also need new underwear. Someone stole my Victoria's Secret thongs that I bought in Hawaii. I bet it was Pi, that fucking bitch. Ugh.
Love,
Yuu-chan XOXO <33
P.S. OMG WHAT THE HELL. I AM SO NOT JEALOUS OF PI. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Personally, I didn't like this one. Eep. Comments//criticism please!
x-posted to
news_jpop
Author:
exquisite__x
Rating: PG? PG13 for language? Possibly?
Fandom: NEWS, pretty much. Random other JE is added in.
Summary: You think Tegoshi's just this adorable, innocent boy? I think not. Read his journal to meet the diva he truly is behind his innocent little mask.
Disclaimer: So this isn't really his journal. I made it up. Ugh.
CHECK OUT HIS FIRST ENTRY HERE.
April 13th, 2006
Dear Diary,
It's me again! How excited are you to hear more about me and my oh-so-glamourous life? Okay. So I'm not THAT famous yet. But I will be. Shut up and watch. One day I'll be like this superstar and I'll LOL in your little ugly face. Ohhh, snap!
So. We all thought that NEWS breaking up would make me the coverboy for everything. Like, it was a given. BUT APPARENTLY NOT, BECAUSE YAMASHITTER IS YET AGAIN IN THE WAY. Hello, magazine companies! We're sick of his seeing his fat face on the cover of everything. (Plus he looks the same in all of them. BOTOX MUCH?!) Ughh. So frustrating. I bet he sleeps with Mr. Kitagawa. Like Kamenashi. Whore. Anyway. His real life isn't as hot. He's sad and single and lonely and CONSTANTLY complaining about his lack of um, action. Meaning that he hits on all his coworkers and fellow bandmates. And did I tell you he's like totally whoring it out to the girls out there? In this month's issue of Seventeen, he's like got a bunch of pin-ups and a huge picture of his face with NUDE written on his cheek. WHAT IS HE IMPLYING?! Uhh, someone's desperate! Ew, get a life! And besides, even SHIGE, who's absolutely TERRIBLE in bed, (Trust me, I know. But he's sweet - so I love him.) gets more ass than he does. AHAHA SUCKERRR. One day, I'll kick his ass. Remember when I beat the shit out of Uchi in like judo? I was only 16 then! I'm totally stronger than you all think. He thinks he's all strong and shit because of his muscles, but excuse me, you mean BOOBS, right? Guys, he has more cleavage than Adriana Lima. Please.
I wonder where Ryo-sama is? Hmm. He's so hot. If Ueto fucking Aya even touches a hair on his head I will literally go over there and scratch her eyes out. I can't believe they're working on a drama together. Sawajiri Erika (PORNSTAR!) and him in "1 Litre No Namida" was bad enough. It was totally depressing and touching but helloooo. The Kamisama cannot be with girls. He has ME! (and Uchi but we can ignore him.) And I was like, bitching to Kamenashi about it the other day and he was warning me about her and how she tried to take Jin away from him during that Oronamin C commercial AND HE FELL FOR IT. What a bitch. That totally contributed to their awful break-up. OMG this is like freaking me out. SHIT. I need to get a facial - stress gives me pimples. FUCK. UGH UETO AYA IF YOU STEAL RYO SAMA AWAY FROM ME YOU'RE GONNA GET IT BAD. BRING IT ON, BITCHHH.
You know, Kusano should have been smarter. HELLO, if he had brains like me, he would have brought his own vodka in a water bottle. Or at least a Smirnoff Ice in an Aquarius bottle. Or something. Then no one would have noticed! Plus, chuu-hai? Please, how old are you, Notti? Chuu-hai is for kids who just start drinking and for women. Ugh. Poor boy. Not only does he lack my intelligence, he also lacks my hot body and adorable face. And WHAT THE FUCK EVER, he SO does not dance better than me.
OMG. I have like no clothes. Shh. I'll tell you a secret. I'm wearing clothes that I bought during WINTER season. Ew, I know, I'm ashamed too. I haven't bought very much for spring season yet. SHIT! I'm going shopping.
I also need new underwear. Someone stole my Victoria's Secret thongs that I bought in Hawaii. I bet it was Pi, that fucking bitch. Ugh.
Love,
Yuu-chan XOXO <33
P.S. OMG WHAT THE HELL. I AM SO NOT JEALOUS OF PI. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Personally, I didn't like this one. Eep. Comments//criticism please!
x-posted to
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