The Caywood Legacy 1.1
Greetings my friends, I have decided that in order to jump back into the community I needed to do yet another failed legacy. This one features the loveable Jenny Caywood who is my self sim, but with some tweeks. And by some I mean a ton of them.
They live in the town of Crackville, so in honor of that...
The day starts as most sims days do, out front talking to boys who charge far to much for some lovin'.
"What do you mean you need 500 simolens for that? Its not like I'm asking you to kiss me on the mouth!"
For the record, Jenny started off as a Romance sim, but I quickly got annoyed with that shit and changed her to family. But for the first half of this update she's a romance, which is why insanity happens. Ugh. INSANITY. ~Foreshadowing~
"Hey, did you know I'm flagged as a sex offender?"
"No, seriously! They sent me to prison and everything!"
"And you broke free? That is alarming!"
"Emily, Emily... you see that creepy old guy behind me? Careful. He's flagged as a sex offender."
Oh, this stuff writes itself. God I missed the sims.
"Dear Sim!God, Please let me have my eggs in the morning the way I like them...Fertalized."
See, even Jenny knows she isn't meant to be a romance sim. Although that is a married man in front of her... Kevin, back to your wife!
"Jenny it's been real nice talking to you but unfortunatly the cops say I live to close to a school and now I have to pack up and move. I'm sure I'll see you around though!"
"Aww, well you take care, creepy pedo dude."
"Egads! No, No hugs! You are far to old for me!"
LOLOL. PEDO DUDE, STRIKES AGAIN.
"What, how old do you think I am? Harsh Pedo dude, Way harsh."
"Maybe I should go before he tries to murder me..."
"Gonna make some sandwiches for my new friends. But not Pedo dude, this meat probably isn't young enough for him."
Ahh, Offensive jokes, so early in the morning!
"Why hello there you fine vest wearing man, you."
"Jenny, I only have one condom."
"Its ok, we can recycle it!"
Uhm...gross.
"I also only have one ball."
"Ok, thats something I am mildly uncofortable with, if I'm honest."
jfdisofdsifdjs
ADORABLE.
SO. WHILE JENNY AND THE BALLLESS WONDER WERE FLIRTING AND STUFF ON THE COUCH, INSANITY HAPPENED IN THE REST OF THE HOUSE. CUE THE LIGHTS.... AND ACTION.
Literally, action.
EMILY FOSTER, GET YOUR LIPS AWAY FROM THAT TOWNIE. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHERE SHE HAS BEEN, HUSSY.
Kevin Vanilla and Creepy Pedo Dude get into a fight...
Kevin macks on Emily who is a lesbian, so uhm... Good luck?
RANDOM TOWNIE FIGHT. OVER EMILY FOSTER. IN THE BEDROOM. UGH WHUT?
"Wooo, Get this shit done with so I can get laid! Whooo!"
"High Five for Lube!"
"Fuck you, I don't need any lube."
Just another Manic Monday...
TALK ABOUT SOME SMOKIN' HOT LOVIN, EH? EH ONE BALL WONDER?
Now Jenny And Ball Wonder were getting on just fine but I wanted some pretty babies, so I sent Jenny to the Gym to get her cardio on.
AND THEN.
A MARRIED WOMAN FLIRTING WITH AN UNMARRIED MAN? HARSH, LAVENDER VANILLA, VERY HARSH.
"What if I don't find anyone to love me?"
You will if you keep making that face!
"Look, Imma let you finish but The Wicked Witch of the east was the grumpiest Evil witch of all time. OF ALL TIME."
"And why? ALL BECAUSE OF A PAIR OF SHOES. I ASK YOU, WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS? NOW LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, AND LOOK AT THE CHOICES YOU'VE MADE."
"Ugh, I fuckin' Hate witches. RAGE."
LOLOLOL. Wonderful.
I Sent Jenny on a date with this fine fellow. Who is named Leo.
I do believe they hit it off quite well.
Which Creepy bench sitter didn't seem to approve.
SPARKLES.
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain what a glorious feeling... YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA ELLA EH EH EH."
*shudder*
Well things went rather well with Leo so after a day Jenny called him up and invited him over to ask him a VERY important question...
KACHING.
And this is where I realized that Jenny needed to be a Family sim so I changed her. But I gave her secondary Popularity so She could retain some of her "Jennyness." that I've grown fond of.
"Oh, you want a picture of my face? After my makeover? Well fine then."
And then they packed up and moved house. And what do they do to celebrate their new house? Why they christen it of course!
MATCHING UNDIES = TWULUV.
"Yeah, I'm a stud."
"A sexy stud!"
Quick Living room marriage...
AND ONTO THE BABY MAKING.
IS SHE? ISN'T SHE?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?