Traslation
1.
In the Chevy-Halcon…
John: Take me with Darth Demon and then find Sammy.
Dean: Yes sir.
2.
In a Galaxy far far away…
John: Darth Demon, we have a pending bill. I’ll clean my name.
3.
Darth: Aaahhh! I remember you… the horned guy, right?.
Evil Twin: Yeah!
4.
Darth: This will be funny…come on little hunter…hahaha.
John: Let’s dance.
5.
Five minutes later…
Darth: Nobody can beat me, little John…hahaha…loooser!
John: My sons will revenge me!
6.
John: Maryyy…you’re a f*cking bitch! Aaagh! Sammyyy!!
7.
In that far away galaxy…
Jesseila: Look, a paparazzi. Say wiskhy!
Dean: I look sexy…right?
Sammy: (Zoolander)
8.
Darth: Come Sammy, come here…take it, I give you this little sword with lights.
Sam: Uuuhhh….lights!! Ok!! Bye guys.
9.
Dean: That mother f*cker controled my mind like f*cking Jo-da…she…she abused of me…She scares me.
Jesseila: (I will eat you)
To be continued...