The Clancys Generation 3.0
Warnings: Swearing, sexual mentions, emoticons
Sorry if this update isn't really all that funny, I took most of these pics back in December. ^^;
Last time on the Clancys:
Maya and Heph got old and went on vacation
Midna became a werewolf
The kids were ready to grow up
So let's start this update by introducing our Black Gen Heir: Manny!
Everything is going just fine.
Therapist: Hm a young man breaking down on his birthday, purple all around... this is one of those Awesomesauce families, isn't it? *Sigh* I'll go get the kit.
Meanwhile, Midna takes the chance to cheat (SORRY DX) age up.
There was a joke here, it's gone now.
How... appropriate. XD
And here's Manny's make-over, Midna transformed before I could make-over her so we'll have to wait til morning.
After recovering from his 2nd breakdown, Manny proceeds to call his old one-day kiss: Missy Thang (lintelsoups).
So far so good.
Thank god for ACR.
By the way, is this a good time to mention that I'm keeping Midna around? See that break-down that Manny's having? That was from Midna howling, easy fear to fulfill.
Missy: I love a man who can scare his therapist with primal screams! :D
After going inside to quickly change into formal wear (Missy apparently likes her men fancy), Manny finally gets a kiss from Miss. Thang. Yes this was Manny's very first kiss. Sad isn't it? Also sad that Missy decided to walk off after this, so Manny had to wait til tomorrow to convince her to move in.
The next morning, Midna was finally able to ditch that awful hair (downloading it was a good idea at the time!)
Just to show that Manny and Midna's hatred for each other is still strong.
Picture was taken just because this was the first time I ever got this one. (Yeah I admit that I spoil my sims)
Midna: Oh Mr. Mop...
*Whistles coo-coo, coo-coo*
Here comes Missy to cheer Manny up (without giving him any aspiration points)
According Black Gen rules, sims of the generation have to reach the top of the "opposite" of their dream career before trying to get said dream career. In Midna's case: LTW was Celebrity Chef, so I picked sports as the opposite. Best I could do. ^^;
Two attempts to get Missy to move in: FAILURE.
Well they do say that the third times the charm.
Kept the hair, changed her lipstick and gave her a new dress.
So how do Manny and Missy celebrate? Post-move in woohoo.
Go Maya, go Maya, go Maya!
Midna: So Manny's girlfriend huh? Well, here's what I think of you!
Welcome to the family Missy.
Missy: Why is everyone splashing water in my face? Ruined my make-up.
Don't worry Missy, Manny's got a surprise for you...
Manny: Missy, as these plants and the ghost of my grandfather as witnesses, will you be my wife?
Surprisingly she said yes. I think she's getting a head-start on repressing everything.
Then, Midna proceeded to come by and make Manny piss himself...
Right in front of his fiancee, ouch. >_O
Alright Missy, defend your man! What a wonderful supporting girlfriend.
Another first, Flaming bag of Poo (from a bad date of Midna's)
Aw geez, how embarrassing to be an adult and get scolded by the spirit of your long dead grandfather.
I honestly don't blame her for breaking down.
This was just amusing for me for some reason. I really think this generation is leaving a bad impression on me.
Thank you Heph for the Fitness Plaque, we are slowly but surely accomplishing this part of the challenge.
Whoa, whoa hey hold it Midna! Don't you dare flirt with Abel! I wanna save him for any future heirs!
Midna: Ugh, future heirs can have him! Ick.
Hey I said no flirting, I didn't say start insulting the poor guy!
Woohoo, the perfect way to cure any cold feet for a wedding. (*Talking really fast* Warning: Woohoo will not always guarantee a successful marriage, this technique should only be attempted by sims and could potentially be unhealthy for non-sims)
Speaking of weddings, it's time to get the cake, champagne, wedding arch, nice dresses...
And for the bride to pick a fight with her soon-to-be sister-in-law.
And here come the guests in a nice neat line. In order: Pip Creelman, Abel, Tom Broke, GiGi Creelman, Kyran Sedgewick (quellasims), and Valentina Renata (inkstaind_stars). But that's not all!
We also have Mesmer Dork...
and a teenaged Hestia Randolph (quinctia/rikkulidea)
...So... apparently Tom has gotten over his encounter with Midna from when she was a teen.
I don't understand... for some reason (probably ACR), Pip's really, really horny in my game and he actually did this to a different pixel trade townie at another wedding. At least Mesmer not accepting this bullshit.
Now you see why I had the Wedding at night. >:D
And Heph has come home in perma-plat, now get in the house and change into something nice!
Heph: I declare a toast for this joyous occasion... what... um exactly are we celebrating here?
Manny: It's my wedding dad.
Heph: When did you get engaged?
Manny: A couple days ago...
Heph: So whose the lucky girl?
Manny: Missy, you know the girl whose been living here for the past few days...
Midna: He's going to be your father-in-law. >:)
Missy: O_O
That's right Manny, have another drink, it's perfectly harmless.
Midna: RAWR!
Manny: I... I feel something warm coming down my pants leg.
Fear fulfilled.
Okay guys, we're starting to get near the end here, let's get the wedding started... guys...?
Oh frick, the bride's getting high and Manny's seeing his therapist... well most wedding I've had I guess.
Alright everyone just get over here while we wait for Manny to recover.
Okay so we've got everyone let's just get this over wi...
Wha-hey! Missy! Runaway bride, runaway bride!
Oh you have got to be freaking kidding me! Dammit we don't have time for this! DX
There, Mother Nature put out the fire, NOW STAY! >O
FINALLY!
Huh, so apparently it's an awesome party when the groom pisses himself and loses his mind over it and trees burst into flames.
Yet another picture that summarizes the black generation. Again Missy, welcome to the family.
They are still cute though.
We interupt the sweetness with this... lolwhut?
Manny... that was the reason you had your first break-down. O_o
We know return you to the sweetness. Oh and by the way: Baby Chimes.
Hope you enjoy.