The Clancys Generation 2.1
Warnings: Censored nudity/sexy times, child neglect, some swearing
Last time:
The girls and Heph grew up
The Clancys got another kitten, JoJo
Maya gained sparkles
JoJo grew up
Wedding party!
Maya and Heph left for their honeymoon to Three Lakes
We now join our happy couple on their vacation already in progress.
So do tell me Maya, what makes the flapjacks so different from your normal, regular pancakes?
Maya: They were made by lumberjacks, duh!
Maya: *Mutters* Just aim for the head, instant kill if you hit the head.
^_^
Next stop, massage.
While hubby goes fishing.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he works all day! I cuts down trees I skip and jump! I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing. And hang around in bars.
Couldn't resist. XD
Heph: You know babe, all this steam is giving me some thoughts...
Anyone surprised?
<3
And this was the point where I realized that I forgot the Hidden Burrow map so I had to have the two dig up the map again. *Headdesk*
*Headdesk, headdesk, headdesk*
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Memories, memories.
Log rolling time!
Player 1: MAYA Wins!
Heph: Pff, I didn't need to win the log rolling contest. I'm running around in purple briefs!
*Yeah I kind of forgot why I took this picture in the first place*
Trying to get as many Mountain vacations as possible.
Either she's confused by the gesture or she's confused by the fact that she seemed to have swallowed a glow worm.
Still confused.
Now she's got it!
Still digging. -_-
Screw. You. Game!
The next day:
Heph: Hey honey, I found something! =D
Maya: *Does the "Oh Shit!" Dance*
FINALLY!
Next stop: Bigfoot's place!
Hey Heph, why aren't you chatting up Bigfoot?
Heph: If I don't look behind me, I will not see my wife playing catch with Bigfoot.
As you can tell, the visit with Bigfoot went well. We decided to let him stay in the forest since: limited room, one more person to keep eye on to prevent children from receiving love.
Well Maya went on all the tours she could and Heph continued to be the fish master.
But soon it was time to leave.
One vacation down, 4 to go with 30 more memories to go!
And now that we're home we can commence with making the next generation.
Invisi-pop!
Woo!
Heir portrait done!
Maya: Hey wait a minute, how come we're skipping around like that?
Because Maya nothing really interesting happened during your pregnancy. So unless you want me to spam the audience with pictures of you having a bajillion bubble baths every day, we're sticking with the little things. =|
Oh and POP!
SHE IS A SEXY PREGNANT ROCK GODDESS! Even though Rock Goddess isn't her LTW
Maya: Well mom, it's almost time to bring this kid into the world. Please forgive me for what me and Heph are going to do.
Trucy: Don't worry Maya, it's just the rules. Everything's going to be sort of okay.
Maya: Thanks... now if you excuse me.
Maya: SHOE-FLEE!
And the verdict is GUILTY a boy! Manny Clancy. Dad's red hair, mom's blue eyes, and I can't remember whose skintone he's got. Manny is named for Manny Calavera of Grim Fandango (sort of) fame.
And because this is Black Gen and the last thing you want is mommy and baby forming a loving bond, Maya puts Manny in the Bouncer and casts Poplus Simae (or whatever that spell is called) so he's got good needs and Maya doesn't have to lift a finger.
Enjoy those sparkles while you can kid. One day you'll despise them! You'll end up forever associating sparkles with Twilight your mother's neglect.
And it only took about a day for Manny to get the picture...
Manny: MAKE THE SPARKLES STOP! ;o;
Tyler: Aw hey little guy. Need your nappy changed?
Manny: Yes! Yes, thank you so much...
Tyler: *Takes off the dirty diaper, leaves it on the floor, and just puts a new one on Manny* There you go!
Manny: ...
Hey Nanny! GTFO! >O You're ruining me here!
And all is right with the world of Awesomesauce. So where is Maya while her child is on the cold wooden floor?
Getting high of course.
Manny: *Is starting to hate his short life*
See this picture? This is going to be the picture that Manny will show to his therapist when he asks "Did your parents ever hold you?"
And after Manny ages up, Heph and Maya run off to screw like bunnies.
Oh right, the kid. Here's Manny
What? you thought I would give him a crib? Welcome to the rest of your life Manny, welcome to the rest of your life.
Okay just a few more updates and I'll catch up with where I am! See ya later.