The King Legacy Generation 5.0 The College Years
Warnings: Swearing, woohoo, demonic possession
So I already showed you the spawn so let's start this update with a quick thing of dormies trying to hug each other and in process, making a few enemies with themselves. >_>
Yeah. This was essentially the typical day for the dorm:
*Wake up
*Have breakfast
*Watch two bitches beat the crap out of each other
*Do assignment
*Watch the winner from the last fight get beat up
*Go to class
*At lunch or dinner
*Watch two different dormies beat each other up
*Bed.
Oh hi Dori! Hey everyone you remember Dori, Audrey's daughter right? How ya doing Dori?
Dori: My parents are dead, me and my girlfriend are still in college and thus we'll never be married. How do you think I'm doing?
*Cough*
Darla: For you, "darling".
You all may not remember that Darla's a romance sim since well I got too impatient and didn't play much of her teen years.
Darla: So I think you're kind of...
What'shisface: Oh no, I know how you romance sims work, you ain't playing with my heart!
Darla: Yeah... well... your face.
Darla: ...Besides, I've got a llama! So nyah!
Llama: Darla, who are you talking to?
Darla: Um... I love you?
Don't you just hate those "wit of the staircase" moments
Darla: Ok seriously? Do I have to flirt with him, I'm sure there are some cute college guys with recessive genetics and no green eyes!
Oh so you don't want to get laid?
Darla: ... I'll be good. -_-
Oh crap I think I just drove her insane, that or she's possessed by a demon.
Darla: *Screams bloody murder*
Tough call but I'm gonna have to say demon.
Demon!Darla: I shall devour the soul of the firstborn in the next in the King Line!
O_O Yup demon
Demonic possessions aside, Darla was able to bag her first victim.
And she got started on #2 as soon as Llama Boy was gone.
Course Darla wasn't the only one getting some. Max decided to take a big step in an old friendship, but with whom?
Oh hey, Contessa Sadie!
Like I said I know I'm tempting fate a bit here...
But I think they're cute so there. :P
Admittedly parts of her face do worry me somewhat but I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. Besides I've got double heirs so at least if the demon children turn out hideous I don't have to worry.
Back home Darla bags yet another dormie.
And she finishes the job with her second victim.
You know I'm sorry that this update is so Darla heavy, I just love her too much. I mean how can you not love that face!?
Missy, Susan Boyle, you are not. Ignore the outdated joke, this picture and the joke are ancient.
See it's not all about Darla, there's Max and Contessa Sadie right there! *Trying very hard to hide bias*
*Attempt to hide bias = fail*
Well I may have bit of a bias for Darla but I do still have a soft spot for Max and Sadie. :)
Okay I am really getting sick of the dormies trying to kill each other! See pinkie back there? I finally decided to install ACR and I was using Flint and Pink!Dormie as guinea pigs and just as Flint was gonna get some, Pink!Dormie (I think her name is Lily or Lilly or whatever spelling they used) walked off to watch the fight!
Thankfully things did end well with Flint.
Speaking of ending well, I decided to speed graduate Sam and Flint since they were pretty boring, course another dormie fight had to erupt after one of them called the taxi.
No Sam... just... just no. *Shakes head*
Darla: Farewell my twin brother who for some reason is graduating before I am.
So how does Darla celebrate her brothers' gradu... uh Darla are you sure you should be doing that? D8
Darla: Oh come on I have enough cooking points to make the stupid thing, I'd like to think that I'm not stupid enough to light myself o...
Darla: NOH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE!!!
Thankfully the sprinklers kicked in and Darla was saved!
Darla takes the time to celebrate her close call with death by... getting drunk off her ass. *Sigh*
And trying to make-out with a dormie which ended not so great.
Darla: B-but I almost died.
Random dormie: Right and I'm sure your last lover dumped you.
Maybe you should just stick with the rose dearie.
So yeah this was the point were I was getting bored, annoyed by the slowness, and irritated at the constant dormie fights. So it's back home for our heirs.
*Crickets, crickets, crickets*
Yeah I've got nothing.
I'm sorry if it isn't all that funny, I took these pictures ages ago and plus I can't help but be a little excited with the Sims 3 even though I'm not planning to get it until one or two expansions come out.
I guess I'll see ya next time.