yo
yo jen and smeagal coming in loud and clear. only not cos i have huurt my voicey
i beleive the sorevoicealitis has come from singing oops upside your frigging head and it appears to be playing EVERYWHERE. which is sad really.
smeagal is sat on my knee, trying to eat me alive. or rather trying to eat my jumper and neckalcee, this is not normal. talking of the jumper and necklace, it is a great shame that i have all these new clothes and shoes and especially underwear and tights and there is no one (i.e not dave) to see them. its tragic.
i have decided that after the beingratfood extravaganza, all animals clearly hate me. wensledale and toby (the dog) have both taken to constantly staring at me for no reason. it is because they want to kill me in my bed.
i am going to have to start giving out helpful hints to so called boys, such as ; dont bother dancing, just stand still and be dancecd around. unless you are black or justin timberlake you just looka bit foolish. really.
also you should all read the georgia nicolson books by louise rennison cos then you will all understand the bizarre workings of our minds and so can adjust your behaviour accordingly. yes.
i would like to say thankyou to stuart, even though he doesn't read this, for walking me to weyline taxis. this is an ironic thankyou for although he kept me safe from muggers murderes and rapists, he did cost me an extra quid on the taxi. poo.
that is all my children. for today
xxx
i beleive the sorevoicealitis has come from singing oops upside your frigging head and it appears to be playing EVERYWHERE. which is sad really.
smeagal is sat on my knee, trying to eat me alive. or rather trying to eat my jumper and neckalcee, this is not normal. talking of the jumper and necklace, it is a great shame that i have all these new clothes and shoes and especially underwear and tights and there is no one (i.e not dave) to see them. its tragic.
i have decided that after the beingratfood extravaganza, all animals clearly hate me. wensledale and toby (the dog) have both taken to constantly staring at me for no reason. it is because they want to kill me in my bed.
i am going to have to start giving out helpful hints to so called boys, such as ; dont bother dancing, just stand still and be dancecd around. unless you are black or justin timberlake you just looka bit foolish. really.
also you should all read the georgia nicolson books by louise rennison cos then you will all understand the bizarre workings of our minds and so can adjust your behaviour accordingly. yes.
i would like to say thankyou to stuart, even though he doesn't read this, for walking me to weyline taxis. this is an ironic thankyou for although he kept me safe from muggers murderes and rapists, he did cost me an extra quid on the taxi. poo.
that is all my children. for today
xxx