I guess i am kind of corny...
On the street today, evening rush hour, I walked in front of some guy and then someone stepped in front of me, making a little pedestrain traffic jam. This is right on the corner of 7th Ave and 34th St (AKA Macy's and the LIRR entrance) I blocked the box. And the guy made the "fried eggs" noise, walked around behind me, and called me a corn chip.