ThreatDown: Bears

[jenocclumency]

I dreamt last night about polar bears attacking me. The whole dream revolved around me living in various glass houses in some snowy region, and the polar bears would crash through the glass to try to eat me, so I kept trying to devise various polar-bear-proof things in which to hide -- including some sort of pope-mobile thing in which to drive around. (It actually looked more like a Dalek than a pope-mobile). At least by the time I awoke this morning, my dream self was still alive and the polar bears had to resort to eating other humans and animals. There was a great deal of blood in the snow.

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