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I visited Dr. Pants yesterday, and he offered me cheese and tea. Only first, i had to pass THREE ORDEALS!
the first ordeal:
Dr pants was choking and i had to shoot him with a gun to shut him up.
the second ordeal:
all of a sudden his dog started humping my leg, and then he exploded and i had to clean it up.
the FINAL ORDEAL:
for some reason, i was transported to an island in the middle of nowhere next to a sign that said; come all ye faithful. There were amish people there. sooooo many amish.... they attacked me with pitchforks so i left.
THE END
that was written by billy!
37 32nd street
New York, New York
07091
the first ordeal:
Dr pants was choking and i had to shoot him with a gun to shut him up.
the second ordeal:
all of a sudden his dog started humping my leg, and then he exploded and i had to clean it up.
the FINAL ORDEAL:
for some reason, i was transported to an island in the middle of nowhere next to a sign that said; come all ye faithful. There were amish people there. sooooo many amish.... they attacked me with pitchforks so i left.
THE END
that was written by billy!
37 32nd street
New York, New York
07091