Feb 19, 2004 01:39
mmm...my house smells like cat food. i own neither cat...nor food.
i am cooking organic mexican mac n cheese. it wins...and i know it will stand.
so i have consulted more with a one tony cooper about the goodbye to certain unwanted apendages party. it is settled. everyone must wear their bras on the outside...buttery nipples on the house...pin the tassle on the (you guessed it)...and a special private viewing of the best little whore house in texas. special booby prize goes to the person with a chest size larger than jennytaylor...whether they be real or not. and you can't forget...everyone receives a special copy of the "goodbye to certain unwanted apendages party 2004 compilation disc II" featuring three six mafia chart topper "ass n titties" among others...
i love the comforts of modern civilization. my electronic edition of the washington post comes right when i need it... 4:30 am...
macaroni is done...
cheerio.