Better Battle Plan Needed
It occurred to me the other day at work that while we have emergency procedures for just about everything up to and including bomb threats, we have nothing in place for the coming zombie apocalypse.
Obviously, this must be remedied.
At first I thought we could just use the same plan that we had at my old work:
Step 1: race over to Costco
Step 2: take over Costco
Step 3: build up fortifications/amass weapons
Step 4: chill out by snacking, watching movies, playing video games, listening to tunes, and reading while waiting for the zombies to arrive
At my current work, we could even claim eminent domain during step 2.
Last night, however, I realized the fatal flaw in this plan: Costco's book, movie, music, and game selection sucks.
(sigh)
back to the drawing board.
Obviously, this must be remedied.
At first I thought we could just use the same plan that we had at my old work:
Step 1: race over to Costco
Step 2: take over Costco
Step 3: build up fortifications/amass weapons
Step 4: chill out by snacking, watching movies, playing video games, listening to tunes, and reading while waiting for the zombies to arrive
At my current work, we could even claim eminent domain during step 2.
Last night, however, I realized the fatal flaw in this plan: Costco's book, movie, music, and game selection sucks.
(sigh)
back to the drawing board.