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Overheard at a very civilized dinner party this weekend
“So I woke up the next morning, and my farts! They smelled like bacon!”
“Dude, that is so wrong.”
“No! Not at all! I thought I was in heaven!”
“So I woke up the next morning, and my farts! They smelled like bacon!”
“Dude, that is so wrong.”
“No! Not at all! I thought I was in heaven!”