I was told there would be cake.
I brought clementines for the lawbrary's holiday party this afternoon. I'm hoping this is an acceptable "dessert." Clementines are great because they are:
1. DELICIOUS,
2. the perfect size for juggling,
3. an excellent source of vitamin C,
4. hand-held nostalgia-powered time travel devices, and
5. DELICIOUS.
If everyone turns their respective noses up at them in favor of cookies and cake I'll just be forced to eat them alone in the corner (weeping ever so slightly and picking pith out from under my fingernails).
1. DELICIOUS,
2. the perfect size for juggling,
3. an excellent source of vitamin C,
4. hand-held nostalgia-powered time travel devices, and
5. DELICIOUS.
If everyone turns their respective noses up at them in favor of cookies and cake I'll just be forced to eat them alone in the corner (weeping ever so slightly and picking pith out from under my fingernails).