All I wanted was a cupcake
This afternoon I really really wanted one of those tasty $1.50 starbucks cupcakes. My local Sbux didn't have any in their display case so I went next door. To the naughty bakery. I falsely assumed they would have non-naughty cupcakes for sale. Nope. So, I'm standing in front of the display case looking at boob cupcakes, clit cupcakes and cock cupcakes trying to decide which would be the least offensive in the LAW OFFICE where I work. I decided on a penis cupcake. My reasoning was I work with a gay man and two straight women. I am the only one that doesn't prefer the cock. My office manager thought it was the funniest thing, the cupcake and my predicament.
I'm going to bake my own cupcakes this evening.
I'm going to bake my own cupcakes this evening.