I think I just died laughing. Absolutely brilliant, inspired, insane, all of those things!
James James James I do adore thee.
do you have any idea how difficult it is to get him to grasp the concept of a firm grip, but not choking the wand? I had to tell him to hold it like he’d hold his cock, and for that ALONE you must bow at my feet.
"Come on, did you really think I offered to tutor Peter in Transfiguration out of the goodness of my heart? Well, in a way it was, since I did it for the both of you and you should both be extremely grateful, do you have any idea how difficult it is to get him to grasp the concept of a firm grip, but not choking the wand? I had to tell him to hold it like he’d hold his cock, and for that ALONE you must bow at my feet"
oh. my. god. that is so disturbing. but it was fun crack.
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James James James I do adore thee.
do you have any idea how difficult it is to get him to grasp the concept of a firm grip, but not choking the wand? I had to tell him to hold it like he’d hold his cock, and for that ALONE you must bow at my feet.
That killed me a bit inside. Ahahahahaha.
I am still giggling like a loon.
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Also, whee! I'm glad you liked! And thank you for commenting! It makes me feel slightly less insane, or something.
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oh. my. god. that is so disturbing. but it was fun crack.
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Thank you for dropping by! ♥
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You.Are.Brilliant.
Honestly, this is great! Made me laugh so hard. Really. Haha.
Oh and by the way, good lcuk with the exam thingy! Woop.
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And also thank you for the good luck wish. I'll need it. ♥
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