Punk Rock Road trip and judo chopped snowmen
Yesterday was such a fucking bizarre day, not bad but weird! So at approximately 4:45pm Adam and I started our long and wild roadtrip to Detroit to see two of our favorite bands, A Static Lullaby and Hawthorne Heights. So we pull up to the convenient store of Speedway and literally put all the cash we had on us into my gas tank. Then, Adam informed me that he left the directions back at home. So once again we returned to Stoddard Apts. After retrieving the misplaced directions we were on the road again for attempt number 2 at getting out of town. Half way to the bank Adam informs me of more bad news..........he left the tickets at home. So once again we made a journey back to Stoddard. After stopping at the bank, it was 5:30pm when we finally got out of town.
Now the voyage to Detroit was even more obnoxious and treacherous. I have learned the secret to human's biggest fears, rain and cops. So people think they have to drive slow in the rain and they also have to drive 10mph when a cop was around. I dont know why the fuck the cop didnt start pulling us all over for going the speed minimum. So after traffic jams and stupid drivers, we finally arrived at St. Andrew's at 7:15. It has never ever taken me so long to get to Detroit.
Finally the moment I had been waiting for all week.....live music! The opening bands sucked of coarse, but my boys rocked hard. And the boys were looking pretty hot, maybe it was the instruments in their hands, but then again the hottest guy I saw at the concert was A Static Lullaby's roadie. Now that was a sexy dirty punk rock guy! I love band boys!
So after the concert, it was back in the car again for some more fun wet driving. Again, people were frightened by a substance that makes up 80% of our bodies. What the fuck? Anyhow, Adam and I put like no gas in the car before so we had to stop in creepy Schwartz Creek to get food and gas. After getting Wendy's we drove to the Kroger gas station. Fuck! It was closed. So we had to drive out in the BFE to find another convenient store of speedway. After getting gas I ran in to pay and the attendant was a creepy mccreeperton. Worried that he was gonna do something icky to me I ran back to the car and peeled out. It was time to get the hell out of Schwartz Creek.
Upon my arrival to Stoddard I called Palmer. He was coming over to drink with his friend Kaylan and just as he did, the snow came too! So we drank a few shots of everclear and Kaylan was cashed. I mean running to the bathroom and sleeping with her head in the toilet cashed! So Palmer and I went out to play in the snow. We built a snowman and he judo chopped the poor little guy's head off. Then we made snow angels rolled around in the snow and he even wheeled me around in the neighbor's trashcan. Why were we that drunk? Then I taught him how to bush dive. It was awesome.
Soon though, it was time to come back inside. So we drank some more and then we put Rajah in the oven and melted him. Oops! finally at 5:30 it was time for them to go home so I could sleep.
What an awesome night! Palmer I like you better everytime I hang out with you!
Now the voyage to Detroit was even more obnoxious and treacherous. I have learned the secret to human's biggest fears, rain and cops. So people think they have to drive slow in the rain and they also have to drive 10mph when a cop was around. I dont know why the fuck the cop didnt start pulling us all over for going the speed minimum. So after traffic jams and stupid drivers, we finally arrived at St. Andrew's at 7:15. It has never ever taken me so long to get to Detroit.
Finally the moment I had been waiting for all week.....live music! The opening bands sucked of coarse, but my boys rocked hard. And the boys were looking pretty hot, maybe it was the instruments in their hands, but then again the hottest guy I saw at the concert was A Static Lullaby's roadie. Now that was a sexy dirty punk rock guy! I love band boys!
So after the concert, it was back in the car again for some more fun wet driving. Again, people were frightened by a substance that makes up 80% of our bodies. What the fuck? Anyhow, Adam and I put like no gas in the car before so we had to stop in creepy Schwartz Creek to get food and gas. After getting Wendy's we drove to the Kroger gas station. Fuck! It was closed. So we had to drive out in the BFE to find another convenient store of speedway. After getting gas I ran in to pay and the attendant was a creepy mccreeperton. Worried that he was gonna do something icky to me I ran back to the car and peeled out. It was time to get the hell out of Schwartz Creek.
Upon my arrival to Stoddard I called Palmer. He was coming over to drink with his friend Kaylan and just as he did, the snow came too! So we drank a few shots of everclear and Kaylan was cashed. I mean running to the bathroom and sleeping with her head in the toilet cashed! So Palmer and I went out to play in the snow. We built a snowman and he judo chopped the poor little guy's head off. Then we made snow angels rolled around in the snow and he even wheeled me around in the neighbor's trashcan. Why were we that drunk? Then I taught him how to bush dive. It was awesome.
Soon though, it was time to come back inside. So we drank some more and then we put Rajah in the oven and melted him. Oops! finally at 5:30 it was time for them to go home so I could sleep.
What an awesome night! Palmer I like you better everytime I hang out with you!