Pretty Cute Hot
So I had a random conversation with Lay [Yeah, I call one of my friends Lay. get over it.] about how I label boys...
She was like "A boy would much rather be called cute than PRETTY"
That very well may be true... but the fact of the matter is, some boys are cute, some are hot, and some are pretty.
SO THOSE ARE THE FUCKIN LABELS!
Anyway.
Because I am -so awesome- I am making this guide to help you understand what we're thinking when we use these words to describe you.
So here we go!
Cute: It's not that hard to be cute. Cute covers boy-next-door, nerd-gone-hottie, and just the random guy walking down the street that -is- in fact, cute. Most girls would rather date cute boys than any other type of guy. Cute boys most the time are the "nice" boys, too.
Pretty: Pretty boys are those ones who, yes, spend more time getting ready than whatever runway model they're shagging at the time. They're not -all- assholes, but all the ones who know how hot they are have pretty big egos, and can be a pain in the ass to deal with. Girls might like the -idea- of dating a pretty boy, but they either can't, because they just aren't that fuckin hot, or they don't want to deal with one.
Hot: Hot boys covers two areas. One is the next level of Pretty boys. The guys who are so beautiful, they don't even have to, or want to -try- to be hot.. and if they did, they very well may blind us all with the hot sex that would leak off of them. These guys don't know how inhumanly sexy they are, sometimes, and for the girl wanting to date a pretty boy without the drama... he's the boy to look for.
The second part of the hot boy... These are the guys who spend every extra moment they can working out, have freaky diets, and apparently love red bull. They usually have bigger boobs than whatever girl they are seeing... that is, if they bother to take enough time off from looking at themselves to date anyone. Girls with super low self-esteem and a love for muscle like these boys. The rest of us just like to look at them sometimes... and laugh at them a lot.
Now that I've covered who's who...
What does it mean if a girl walks up to, and -calls- you one of these? How do you take it? How will you know what she wants?
ALRIGHT I'm getting there!
Cute: So, a girl comes up to you, and says she thinks you're cute. This might mean "impress me, god damnit, I don't have all night to look for someone to hook up with" Or... maybe she's not a slutbag, she actually thinks your cute, and is just looking for someone to talk to. Ask her for her number, and maybe you guys can... fuckin... go out for icecream.
Pretty: If a girl walks up to you and -actually- calls you a pretty boy... then she's either really drunk, stupid, or just making fun of you.
Hot:If a girl walks up to you and says you're hot, She's looking for some ass. If you are too... then score if not, say "thank you" and politely -run away-.
So, girls... what does it mean when a guy calls you one of these things?
LET ME TRY AND TELL YOU!
Cute:He saw there was a girl standing somewhere within walking distance of him. Once he got up to you, he wanted to walk away.... but since he's no winner himself decided after a few drinks you'd be okay.
Pretty: CONGRATS! You're in there with almost every other girl in the world. Most guys call every girl pretty. [or hot, depending on how horny they are.] This doesn't mean he thinks you can be a runway model. It means he's actually had the nerve to talk to you already, and wants to try to not insult you, so you don't walk away, and he has to start all over again.
Hot: He wants in your pants.
What about when a girl [i.e. one of your friends] calls you one of these ["oh my gawd, you look so hawt tonight!" or "oh, that's a cute shirt *evil face*" OR "I have this friend... she's pretty"]
Cute:
Pretty:
Hot:
I'm going to skip all of these.
Most girls are jealous of all other girls. It's just a natural thing.
They only say "nice" things about other girls when they are -REALLY- jealous and want to cover, or when they feel sorry for someone.
OH SHUT UP GIRLS YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
She was like "A boy would much rather be called cute than PRETTY"
That very well may be true... but the fact of the matter is, some boys are cute, some are hot, and some are pretty.
SO THOSE ARE THE FUCKIN LABELS!
Anyway.
Because I am -so awesome- I am making this guide to help you understand what we're thinking when we use these words to describe you.
So here we go!
Cute: It's not that hard to be cute. Cute covers boy-next-door, nerd-gone-hottie, and just the random guy walking down the street that -is- in fact, cute. Most girls would rather date cute boys than any other type of guy. Cute boys most the time are the "nice" boys, too.
Pretty: Pretty boys are those ones who, yes, spend more time getting ready than whatever runway model they're shagging at the time. They're not -all- assholes, but all the ones who know how hot they are have pretty big egos, and can be a pain in the ass to deal with. Girls might like the -idea- of dating a pretty boy, but they either can't, because they just aren't that fuckin hot, or they don't want to deal with one.
Hot: Hot boys covers two areas. One is the next level of Pretty boys. The guys who are so beautiful, they don't even have to, or want to -try- to be hot.. and if they did, they very well may blind us all with the hot sex that would leak off of them. These guys don't know how inhumanly sexy they are, sometimes, and for the girl wanting to date a pretty boy without the drama... he's the boy to look for.
The second part of the hot boy... These are the guys who spend every extra moment they can working out, have freaky diets, and apparently love red bull. They usually have bigger boobs than whatever girl they are seeing... that is, if they bother to take enough time off from looking at themselves to date anyone. Girls with super low self-esteem and a love for muscle like these boys. The rest of us just like to look at them sometimes... and laugh at them a lot.
Now that I've covered who's who...
What does it mean if a girl walks up to, and -calls- you one of these? How do you take it? How will you know what she wants?
ALRIGHT I'm getting there!
Cute: So, a girl comes up to you, and says she thinks you're cute. This might mean "impress me, god damnit, I don't have all night to look for someone to hook up with" Or... maybe she's not a slutbag, she actually thinks your cute, and is just looking for someone to talk to. Ask her for her number, and maybe you guys can... fuckin... go out for icecream.
Pretty: If a girl walks up to you and -actually- calls you a pretty boy... then she's either really drunk, stupid, or just making fun of you.
Hot:If a girl walks up to you and says you're hot, She's looking for some ass. If you are too... then score if not, say "thank you" and politely -run away-.
So, girls... what does it mean when a guy calls you one of these things?
LET ME TRY AND TELL YOU!
Cute:He saw there was a girl standing somewhere within walking distance of him. Once he got up to you, he wanted to walk away.... but since he's no winner himself decided after a few drinks you'd be okay.
Pretty: CONGRATS! You're in there with almost every other girl in the world. Most guys call every girl pretty. [or hot, depending on how horny they are.] This doesn't mean he thinks you can be a runway model. It means he's actually had the nerve to talk to you already, and wants to try to not insult you, so you don't walk away, and he has to start all over again.
Hot: He wants in your pants.
What about when a girl [i.e. one of your friends] calls you one of these ["oh my gawd, you look so hawt tonight!" or "oh, that's a cute shirt *evil face*" OR "I have this friend... she's pretty"]
Cute:
Pretty:
Hot:
I'm going to skip all of these.
Most girls are jealous of all other girls. It's just a natural thing.
They only say "nice" things about other girls when they are -REALLY- jealous and want to cover, or when they feel sorry for someone.
OH SHUT UP GIRLS YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!